The Badass Babysitter

The one and only, Red Valencia, is at your service.

She shows up at your doorstep after a few considered inquiries responded to via email.
"Hey, Mrs.... Uh... Evans was it? Yeah. I'm Red, or Miz Valencia, whateva works for you works for me. So... Lemme get straight to the point. How much do I get paid? Who am I guarding with my life? And what are the deets?" She started, while strutting into the kitchen with her maroon pleather platform shoes.
"Straightforward. I like this girl!" Mr. Evans' laugh bellowed from his great stomach as he creeped out from behind Mrs. Evans.
She glared at her husband briefly before continuing on with the part-time nanny.
"So for this month you'll be here for 3 days a week, being Monday, Tuesday, and Friday." Mrs. Evans explained.
She nodded patiently, sneaking glances at the priceless decorum that surrounded her.
"Soon, you'll be able to meet my boys, Gordon, Garrett, and Gabriel. I'm Garcia and this is my husband Gary!" Garcia smiled.