The Worst Online Dating Experience in the World
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Complete Wed, Jul 20, 201610m
The cautionary tale of the start, and ultimate end, of Vanessa Velasquez's online dating life. Perfect for you if you like confident, calm, self-assured young Latinas, Harry-Potter-hating-anti-feminist snobs, pretty bisexual women, and... poop in a purse?!
Disclaimer: I was inspired by this uproariously funny article on Buzzfeed.
As my writing is usually very heavy and angsty, this is my first attempt at something comedic and fun. I hope you enjoy!
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