I Hate Blue Pens
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Last published Sat, Jul 9, 2016
I hate blue pens.
Do you hate blue pens?
If I hate blue pens then you should hate blue pens which mean everyone hates blue pens.
But then there's Jack Johnson.
As the school bad boy, everyone knows to stay clear of him and not get on his bad side.
But I forgot that when I found out one horrid thing about him...
He likes blue pens!!!!!
There are only two things I could do in this situation.
I could either:
A. Persuade him to never using blue pens ever again. Or
B.Kill him
I, Alisan Parker, will do whatever it takes to make the creater of blue pens forgotten.
Too bad things don't always go my way...But then again this time its not so bad
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Don't hate I'm not a writer I was just bored one day so I decided to start this
Please Please Please give me advice if you have any
This will probably be a terrible terrible book so enjoy and laugh at my wanna be book
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