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Average Joe

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Hi, name's Joe. My life is as cliche as it can get. I'm one of those good-looking blond boys you read about in teen fiction whom all the girls die for. But things aren't that straight forward. You see, I'm aware that I'm fictional. But I've started to question it ever since the new school psychologist suggested I might be delusional. Don't worry, I'll figure it out, while also figuring out what my story in this book is going to be about. Hopefully by the end of this book I'll end up with one of the girls from my school. Stay tuned. 

Cover by the amazing: @NeverCatchMe
I got the idea for the book when I read @WriterKellie's book on cliches so it's thanks to her that I'm writing this.All Rights Reserved

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