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Merry-Sue: The Girl From BC

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Parts 17
Time 3h 47m

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"I AM THE FUTURE QUEEN OF THE PAST!"

Riding around on baby dinosaurs, being told what you're doing wrong by your royal pain of a mother and having to marry a vampire prince. . . all typical, day-in-the-life things for a carefree cave girl.
Wait.
Scratch that last part. I have to do WHAT?

Join the adventure of the centuries as Merry-Sue escapes her horrible faith and finds herself in a new time, a new world and new friends. Riddled with humor, her story can get just about anyone laughing out loud!All Rights Reserved

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