The new and (not really) improved Twilight
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Last published Fri, Nov 21, 2014
WARNING THIS SHALL BE OFFENSESE (ESPECIALLY TO TWIHARDS) SO……DEAL WITH IT
Dear Diary
My name is Bella Swan. I am 17 years old and am not as I was portrayed in that stupid book. So here is my diary of what really happened in the small town called forks.
It shall include
- Sparkling vampires……
- Shape shifting unicorns?!?!?!?!
- Draco Malfoy :D and Voldemort :O
- A guy with a number for a name 12356789 nope none of those numbers
- An awesome tattoo artist
- A doctor with a blue telephone box and no lab coat
- AND SOOOOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In other words this is going to be one hell of a trip. Thinking back I really should have just gone on the stupid baseball tour thing.
A/N Now before I begin this story is something my friend wanted me to write. It is based on a stupid idea my friends and I had and hopefully will be popular everywhere…not always for good reasons. This will be offense because I don’t like twilight and it’s so fun to take the micky out of it. If you do feel offended by it then leave because I’m writing this story for a bit of humour and for those like me who like taking the micky out of twilight and potentially other books. This story will not be following the guidelines of the actual story like at all. It will include characters from other books and completely random ones. That said enjoy my weird random story :D
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