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The new and (not really) improved Twilight

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WARNING THIS SHALL BE OFFENSESE (ESPECIALLY TO TWIHARDS) SO……DEAL WITH IT

Dear Diary
My name is Bella Swan. I am 17 years old and am not as I was portrayed in that stupid book. So here is my diary of what really happened in the small town called forks.
It shall include
-	Sparkling vampires……
-	Shape shifting unicorns?!?!?!?!
-	Draco Malfoy :D and Voldemort :O
-	A guy with a number for a name 12356789 nope none of those numbers
-	An awesome tattoo artist
-	A doctor with a blue telephone box and no lab coat
-	AND SOOOOOOO MUCH MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In other words this is going to be one hell of a trip. Thinking back I really should have just gone on the stupid baseball tour thing. 



A/N Now before I begin this story is something my friend wanted me to write. It is based on a stupid idea my friends and I had and hopefully will be popular everywhere…not always for good reasons. This will be offense because I don’t like twilight and it’s so fun to take the micky out of it. If you do feel offended by it then leave because I’m writing this story for a bit of humour and for those like me who like taking the micky out of twilight and potentially other books. This story will not be following the guidelines of the actual story like at all. It will include characters from other books and completely random ones. That said enjoy my weird random story :DAll Rights Reserved

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The Witch's Imprint by ARSmedley

You are the older adopted sister to Bella Swan and you recently found out you come from a long line of witches. While she lived with her mom in Phoenix and getting everything she wanted, you stayed with your dad in Forks working your tail off to get what you want. You know about the Cold Ones, Quileute Tribes and the treaty that was made between them. What happens when all of a sudden Bella decides that she wants to come live in Forks for awhile? What use to be an everyday routine, turns into helping the wolves keeping vampires out of La Push and keeping Bella from finding out about the Supernatural world. What happens when one of those wolves imprints on you? All Twilight Characters and related events belong to Stephanie Meyer. All Harry Potter characters and related events and characters belong to J. K. Rowling. All Teen Wolf characters and related events belong to a variety of people. WARNING!!!! SMUT IN THIS BOOK!! Begin: 1/21/2024 Finished: 2/12/2024 Edited: 7/02/2024

The Light in the Dark | Neville Longbottom by h0efortheharries

"𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐥𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬. 𝐖𝐞'𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐮𝐬. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐧. 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞." ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ Dawn Malfoy was just like every other wizard her age. She grew up in a normal home with a normal family, was well-liked by her peers, and received good marks in school. One would've described Dawn's life as perfect until the end of her fourth year. That one tragic accident marked the beginning of her demise... when her life changed forever. ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ This is a Neville Longbottom x OC story (although most of the story doesn't revolve around their relationship) THIS STORY IS RATED MATURE FOR A REASON! CWs (Content Warnings) and Disclaimers are placed at the beginning of each chapter for reader discretion. Please do not read if you are uncomfortable with... → Violent Acts & Descriptions → Sexual Content (Consensual & Nonconsensual) → Emotional & Physical Abuse → Suicide → Death ☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆ Started: 10/23/20 Finished: 12/14/23

His little mate by _I_am_a_mess_0869_

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