(Sometimes) Disturbing Descriptions Of Everyday Occurences

In the far corner of the room, two shadowed figures sat huddled over a sinisterly glowing object.
They whispered unceasingly, punctuated by sporadic bursts of maniacal laughter.
The air around them oozed with mischief and malice, akin to a bleeding wound.
With a final dastardly cackle, the two figures finished their ungodly work, knowing well that their creation would plague and terrify countless souls brave, or foolish, enough to dare lay their eyes upon it.

Two sisters of questionable sanity wrote this Wattpad story.

Aand heey! What'd you think of that, huh? It was a LOT of fun to write!
So this story is basically going to be a collection of descriptions like that, probably averaging around five lines. I do the writing and editing, my sister narrates them dramatically, and we both supply the fascinating combination of adjectives which make these funny, disturbing, dirty-mind-inducing, and more! Check it out!