Letters to Jace

"Good day I just want to inquire on your health and your life right now"
Nope, too formal to the trash bin you go.

"Hey, how are you?" No it doesn't sound right too casual.

How about,
"hey love, how's life?" Nah, too assuming.

Urghh..

Lemme take a break so I can bang my head on the wall for 5 minutes and think of all the reasons why I definitely qualify a 10 year stay in the nearest mental asylum.

I'm definitely sure the average normal person doesn't waste 200 sheets of paper just writing the perfect opening for a letter to their crush.

This is a collection of letters I've made for my crush but I never sent :) feel free to read them and laugh at my dorkiness (I made that up)