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Hey Waiter! Pardon me, Waitress!

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Reads 397
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Mia's life was a fool proof plan: study abroad, make a name for herself and have the happy enjoyable life she dreamed of, but when her government decides to terminate the School Financial Assistance Program, Mia finds herself in debt and working in a dead end pizzeria with persons just as hopeless and loss as her but to make matters worse, she get's herself caught up with Wes. A troublemaker in her paradise making her fear not only of being deported back to her home country but also  for her very life. But look on the bright side, at least he's a good tutor...


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