The Big Book Of Jokes - Version 1 (Animals)
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Last published Tue, Aug 18, 2020
A big book of jokes about animals. It'll give you a 'ruff' laugh. Eh, get it? Okay, I'm forever alone.
Edit: THIS IS OLD DO NOT READ THIS LOL
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