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Comebacks

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Reads 667,523
Votes 23,545
Parts 200
Time 28m

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COMEBACKS! Whenever someone is treating you bad, it's time to take out this book and use some comebacks! Bring some sense into that person! Comebacks are hilarious and definitely bring that person back to earth! 
    
Highest Ranking: #117 in Humor// #19 in Random
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NOTE: These are not to be used offensively and are only for laughing matters! :)

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