•this is a leafyishere fanfic• the song idfc by blackbear inspired this. go give it a listen :) i will alternate between Piper and Calvin's pov **disclaimer if Calvin seems out of character in any situation in this fic, please don't get mad. i am not Calvin, therefore i can't correctly portray him all the time. i will do my best though. also, i suck at roasting. that means that i'll have to use other people's insults (from roast videos and such) when i do, i will do my best to always give them credit at the end of each chapter. also also, this might get real angsty but i'll make sure to let you know at the beginning of the chapter.