Star Wars Episode Eight: The Force Hits The Snooze Timer (#Watty's 2016)
TimothyPaloogoo
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  • Reads 107
  • Votes 8
  • Parts 3
  • Time 21m
TimothyPaloogoo
Ongoing, First published Jul 11, 2016
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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

(I would sing the Star Wars theme but the auto correct keeps changing what I'm singing so I'll just tell you the description )

2 months after the First Oder destroyed 5 planets in their genocidal plot to take over the galaxy the republic has sent elite commando teams to destroy kylo Ren and the First Oder once and for all.

Leading this attack is commander Zolton his mission: to bring peace and order back to the galaxy... Or is it?
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It's the year 22 ABY and the galaxy is plunged into chaotic Clone Wars. After the first battle of Geonosis, the Jedi Order embarked on a bloody fight that would test their principles of keeping peace in the Galaxy. The Jedi, once defenders of peace, had now become generals, and put in charge of numerous armies of clones to fight the toughest battles against the hordes of droids of the Confederacy of Independent Systems. In command of the 194th legion, Jedi General Pablo-Jill fights bloody battles on different planets in the outer rim. Many of them, not even known by the vast majority of the citizens of the Republic. But after finding themselves at a death point, reinforcements will arrive to support their advance. Reinforcements that would bring more than just soldiers. A young Padawan named Roy Cameron would know the battle for the first time, and will have to learn to be a Jedi in such a chaotic Galaxy.

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