I Love You, Go Die (Deadpool Fanfic)

After many failed attempts to do a mission in a stealth and quick way, Deadpool is forced to be assigned a sidekick, who completely despises him. And as for Deadpool, the loudmouth and "lady killer" feminine softie he is, he falls in "love", or so he claims, with this mysterious girl. Will his hellish mode cause her insanity, or will she fall for his cheesy lines?