Actual Origin Stories

Hello. We are idiots.
This book consists of many fics with many fandoms, take note these are 99.98% accurate and real stories. you may or may not be mentally scarred or confused. every chapter is a new origin story. almost any fandom can be put here, so have no fright. so sit back, grab some memes and food, relax and enjoy the ride ;) .
The idiots who wrote this are me (obviously) and waifu @TheFringde (go check out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))