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The Holy Book Of Rants

DancingGorillas

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Partes 3
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DancingGorillas

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Where I create a Bible of Rants while you sit back and read my cursing and long paragraphs about shit that isnt even all that funny just the stupidest things you could impossibly imagine.

Not going to lie. These will be highly offensive. Don't like it? Don't comment then, don't waist your time. I don't care about your stupid ImAlwaysOffended disease. Just say away from me, I don't want to catch it.

These are real life events that have happened to me.It will be funny, stupid, weird... Give it a shot!Todos los derechos reservados

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