Bleach

I was laying in zee bed and I was like " I'm thirsty" so I walked into the kitchen and saw THERE WAS NOTHING TO FUCKING DRINK I searched 420 years to find something to quench my thirst I searched everywhere from my house to my uncles windowless van I was just about to give up... Till I saw the one they call "Walmart" I entered the wonderland and I saw it the perfect drink!!! I purchased the drink named "clorox bleach" I opened the bottle and chugged it down (lolz) then I said " hey that's pretty go-........ R.I.P THIS LITTLE DUMBSHIT! SMH .