Santana's Rant
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The ever-cynical Santana DeBoa rants about everything from SpongeBob to caps on pickle jars to literary clichés! Enjoy! WARNING: I am very opinionated and I don't candy-coat things so beware, our view may collide
Also, one of the chapters is "restricted" because I used the word "pen*s" when it was first published. I'm working on getting that changed but the shame is that it was one of the funniest chapters in this book which is mostly a big montage of anger with some wit sprinkled on it.
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