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A Nightingale's Tale

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Reads 191
Votes 39
Parts 7
Time 1h 20m

comedy female humor parody supernatural twilight vampireandwerewolf

This story is all about the adventures of Ellaine Nightingale at the snowy town of Falks, Colorado. Ellaine arrives at the sleepy town hoping to adapt, and instead she encounters a whole bunch of magical creatures!

How is Ella going to decide if turning into a vampire is really worth her efforts? Can Ella escape from the constant affections of a giant wolf with loads of fleas? What happens when altitude sickness just does not go away?

While all of the supernatural madness unfolds around her, Ella needs to keep it secret from her drunkard mother Carly the Firefighter.

And perhaps, most importantly... What really happened to the R.M.S. Titanic?All Rights Reserved

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