Kill Yourself Already!
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Last published Wed, Jul 13, 2016
Welcome to the book that no asked for and/or wanted...
This book follows a young man named Jerry The Fuckboi, Jerry for short. Jerry is not the smartest kid in the world but he is suicidal. He tries to kill himself multiple times but fails miserably each and every fucking time.
It gets so bad that the people in his town just come up to him and say,"Kill Yourself Already!"
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