David's Crazy Flu Shot Excuse

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Do you hate getting the flu shot? David certainly hates it, and he will do anything to avoid getting it. What excuse will he make up this time to avoid the Syringe of Doom?All Rights Reserved

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David's Crazy Flu Shot Excuse
Thu, Aug 22, 2013

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David's Crazy Flu Shot Excuse
Thu, Aug 22, 2013

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