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99 comebacks and insults

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born to die. by sirensandstars

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**COMPLETED A potion's mishap thrusts Draco and Harry together and binds them until a cure can be found. Despite hating the man... Harry finds something akin to attraction starting to form. Well, they always did say love thy enemy. Or neighbour. Honestly, it doesn't matter.

Intertwined- Drarry (Completed) by multi-fandom-mess18

When Mcgonnagal asked Harry Potter and his year to come back to Hogwarts to complete their education and take their N.E.W.Ts, to say Harry was excited would have been an understatement. With Voldemort dead he could finally enjoy a normal school year with his friends, not worried about somebody trying to kill him but the fact that it was Harry Potter we are talking about and trouble usually found him..... Draco Malfoy, on the other hand was going to go back to Hogwarts to escape, from his empty life at the manor even though Hogwarts held bad memories any place was better than the manor. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE ORIGINAL HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS. THEY BELONG TO J.K. ROWLING. Thank you @Anika_623 for the awesome cover. Its perfect. Started: June 24, 2020 Completed: September 7, 2020 Presently undergoing editing with the help of @drarry_goose. They are awesome! Word count: 40K

Don't Deserve You | Drarry Fanfic ✓ by JiminieJikook317

"Why do you keep avoiding me, Draco?!" "'Cuz i don't deserve you, Harry." . . . . . A Drarry fanfic set in the 8th year of Hogwarts. contains: Drarry boyxboy a few mature scenes fluff angst lgbtq+ Self harm Low vocabulary Disclaimer: i do not own Harry Potter in any way whatsoever, don't sue me or whatever, thanks. 1 #drarry ON 7TH FEB 2021❤❤

Aphrodite | Draco Malfoy x Reader by holydraco

**𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀𝘿** 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘢𝘣 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘈 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭-𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦; 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭. 𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨: 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵

One-Shots ×Drarry× by SociallyAwkwardAtoms

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One Night - Drarry by gazingnightsinlove

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How to Kiss a Wizard by Reasonstosmileathome

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