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𝑰𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝑸𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔
┊┊┊ ┊┊┊ ❁ཻུ۪۪ ━ ❝ ┊┊┊ ❝𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮 ┊┊⋆ 𝙙𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 ❞ ❝𝑷𝒆𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒆𝒂 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆.❞ ❝𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆.❞ ❝𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆.❞ ❝𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆.❞ ❝𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝑰'𝒎 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆.❞ . · ∘ ✧ . · . * ⊹ · ✦ . . ✦ . ⁺ ☽ · * * ⁺ ˚ * . · . * .. . . · * ✫ * . . * =͟͟͞͞➳❥𝘈 𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘐 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦. 𝘚𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩°୭̥ ❁ ˎˊ˗ =͟͟͞͞ COMPLETED STORY ˎˊ˗Lengkap
One-Shots ×Drarry×
Bottom Draco/Top Harry Bottom Harry/Top Draco (Some stories have one or the other it will be put in the title.) Note: I haven't watched or read Harry Potter in forever, so sorry if the information is not correct. Criticize me on it and I'll force myself to remember. First-ever Drarry one-shot book! Also, I do not own Harry Potter or any of the photos in the stories. All rights to every person who made them. If you are the creator and want me to take them down then I will gladly do so. Completed: December 1st, 2020 ✓Lengkap
Random Stuff (mostly about my life and books)
For when you need a laugh.Lengkap
tied to him ✔
**COMPLETED A potion's mishap thrusts Draco and Harry together and binds them until a cure can be found. Despite hating the man... Harry finds something akin to attraction starting to form. Well, they always did say love thy enemy. Or neighbour. Honestly, it doesn't matter.Lengkap
Aphrodite | Draco Malfoy x Reader
**𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀𝘿** 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘢𝘣 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘈 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭-𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦; 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭. 𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨: 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵Lengkap
Intertwined- Drarry (Completed)
When Mcgonnagal asked Harry Potter and his year to come back to Hogwarts to complete their education and take their N.E.W.Ts, to say Harry was excited would have been an understatement. With Voldemort dead he could finally enjoy a normal school year with his friends, not worried about somebody trying to kill him but the fact that it was Harry Potter we are talking about and trouble usually found him..... Draco Malfoy, on the other hand was going to go back to Hogwarts to escape, from his empty life at the manor even though Hogwarts held bad memories any place was better than the manor. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE ORIGINAL HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS. THEY BELONG TO J.K. ROWLING. Thank you @Anika_623 for the awesome cover. Its perfect. Started: June 24, 2020 Completed: September 7, 2020 Presently undergoing editing with the help of @drarry_goose. They are awesome! Word count: 40KLengkap
₊snapchat⁺ ϟ drarry
(COMPLETED) °dracomalvoi : pansy are you up °dracomalvoi : you won't believe who potter talked to earlier °harryjp : malfoy? " DRARRY SNAPCHAT AU " + I N F O S ❏ portrayed by fancasts that aren't the original actors ❏ my username was 'vloedemort' ❏ all characters belongs to j.k. rowling ❏ contains profanities ❏ always vote along whilst you read, please. i see u lol - started : 13/10/17 ✰ finished : 30/12/18 ❍ highest rankings ° #20 / #socialmedia ° #1 / #snapchatau ° #1 / #drarry ° #1/ #hp ° #5 / #snapchat ° #30/ #harrypotter © verdilac / vloedemort / mitha anind / 2017Lengkap
How to Kiss a Wizard
"You know what Potter... I think I'll take that offer," Draco began, walking closer towards me, backing me against the wall. "Wait, really?" I looked at him suspiciously. This was the boy who had hated me ever since I declined his handshake when we were 11... and now he was agreeing to help me. Something was up. "Yes Potter. Really. You said you'd do anything and anything means everything doesn't it?" I wanted to interrupt him there, I didn't mean everything, I opened my mouth to disagree but he carried on talking, not giving me a chance to answer. " I can use it to my advantage in the future. Who knows when I'll need it?" A smirk appeared on his lips as he eyed me up and down. I felt naked under his glance as I looked at anywhere except his face. Regret filled me once again. Maybe this wasn't the best plan, maybe I could back out now, and maybe I could just- My thoughts went blank as I felt a pair of soft lips collide with mine. Harry Potter could be considered good at everything.... except kissing. When he finds himself crushing on Ginny, who better to teach him the arts of kissing than the Draco Malfoy? Highest rankings : #1 in #Harry-Potter #16 in #drarry #1 in #youth #2 in #lgbtLengkap
you know how much i hate that everybody just expects me to bounce back, just like that ( fem!oc x harry james potter )
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