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Dernière publication dim., juin 9, 2019
Sassy, sarcasm and irony
Check this sassy comebacks and insult on which even Harry Potter would be jalous
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just an online crush - 𝔻ℝ𝔸ℝℝ𝕐
《 c o m p l e t e d 》 One late afternoon, after plotting with Pansy, Hermione and Ron decided to steal Harry's phone and change most of his contacts' name. That included Draco's. Harry starts to trust and confide in the contact renamed 'Prince'. However, Harry soon realises that 'Prince' has a crush and Draco was starting to catch Harry's attention. Story is both in text and story form, but mostly story form ----- This story takes place after the Wizarding War, 8th years had to return to rebuild the school and retake their NEWTs. Snape is magically alive because he faked his death, let's go with that. Also contains many inaccuracies that does not match up with the original books '･ᴗ･' The starting sucks, but it slowly improves :) (hopefully) *TRIGGER WARNING* Some parts may include suicidal thoughts, suicide, cutting and strong language. Viewer discretion is advised. Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of the characters. All characters belong to J. K. Rowling from her Harry Potter series. ----- Highest ranking: #1 - dracoxharry ( 04/07/20 - 08/07/20 ) #1 - drarry ( 10/07/20, 04/08/20 ) #1 - lgbt ( 07/08/20 - 08/08/20 ) #1 - lgbtq ( 07/08/20 - 08/08/20 ) #2 - harrypotter ( 15/08/20 )Terminé
breathe • shitposts #1
i'm afraid of the things in my brain SO HERE THEY ARE LMAO ENJOY FUCKERSTerminé
One Night - Drarry
Harry gets caught in a attempt of suicide with the last person he expected to see in the Room of Requirements after the fire incident. Draco Malfoy. "I'm a mess." Draco said "I think that we're both a mess." Harry replied and looked into the beautiful set of eyes. smut central and a LOT of sad emotions, if you feel like crying or something. I think ima add some fluff too. Read to find out more ;) NEITHER HARRY NOR DRACO WILL DIE IN THIS STORY! (I hate stories where they kill off one of the main characters.) 6 are there with more than 1300 words (each) PS, I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHRACTERS AND THE COVER ART. I ALSO SUCK AT Synopsis LOL ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ *eating disorder *abuse of all kinds *colourful language usage *Self harm *depression *smut *LGBTQ+ community based((so homophobics please stay away, i hate people who use words like fag and shit, DONT YOU DARE READ THIS , i love and live by LGBTQ and i won't let anyone harm this beautiful society! )) ALSOO, i am not very good with spellings of certain magical things that i WILL FIX but please bear with me .Terminé
Aphrodite | Draco Malfoy x Reader
**𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀𝘿** 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘭𝘢𝘣 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘈 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭-𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘭𝘶𝘴 𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦; 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘭. 𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨: 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵Terminé
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Don't Deserve You | Drarry Fanfic ✓
"Why do you keep avoiding me, Draco?!" "'Cuz i don't deserve you, Harry." . . . . . A Drarry fanfic set in the 8th year of Hogwarts. contains: Drarry boyxboy a few mature scenes fluff angst lgbtq+ Self harm Low vocabulary Disclaimer: i do not own Harry Potter in any way whatsoever, don't sue me or whatever, thanks. 1 #drarry ON 7TH FEB 2021❤❤Terminé
₊snapchat⁺ ϟ drarry
(COMPLETED) °dracomalvoi : pansy are you up °dracomalvoi : you won't believe who potter talked to earlier °harryjp : malfoy? " DRARRY SNAPCHAT AU " + I N F O S ❏ portrayed by fancasts that aren't the original actors ❏ my username was 'vloedemort' ❏ all characters belongs to j.k. rowling ❏ contains profanities ❏ always vote along whilst you read, please. i see u lol - started : 13/10/17 ✰ finished : 30/12/18 ❍ highest rankings ° #20 / #socialmedia ° #1 / #snapchatau ° #1 / #drarry ° #1/ #hp ° #5 / #snapchat ° #30/ #harrypotter © verdilac / vloedemort / mitha anind / 2017Terminé
tied to him ✔
**COMPLETED A potion's mishap thrusts Draco and Harry together and binds them until a cure can be found. Despite hating the man... Harry finds something akin to attraction starting to form. Well, they always did say love thy enemy. Or neighbour. Honestly, it doesn't matter.Terminé
||where's my love||
|Instagram/Texting| It's obvious Harry and Draco fell for each other. Is it really though? [Started: 13.02.2021] [Finished: 14.11.2021]Terminé
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