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One Night - Drarry
Harry gets caught in a attempt of suicide with the last person he expected to see in the Room of Requirements after the fire incident. Draco Malfoy. "I'm a mess." Draco said "I think that we're both a mess." Harry replied and looked into the beautiful set of eyes. smut central and a LOT of sad emotions, if you feel like crying or something. I think ima add some fluff too. Read to find out more ;) NEITHER HARRY NOR DRACO WILL DIE IN THIS STORY! (I hate stories where they kill off one of the main characters.) 6 are there with more than 1300 words (each) PS, I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHRACTERS AND THE COVER ART. I ALSO SUCK AT Synopsis LOL ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ *eating disorder *abuse of all kinds *colourful language usage *Self harm *depression *smut *LGBTQ+ community based((so homophobics please stay away, i hate people who use words like fag and shit, DONT YOU DARE READ THIS , i love and live by LGBTQ and i won't let anyone harm this beautiful society! )) ALSOO, i am not very good with spellings of certain magical things that i WILL FIX but please bear with me .Complete
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(COMPLETED) °dracomalvoi : pansy are you up °dracomalvoi : you won't believe who potter talked to earlier °harryjp : malfoy? " DRARRY SNAPCHAT AU " + I N F O S ❏ portrayed by fancasts that aren't the original actors ❏ my username was 'vloedemort' ❏ all characters belongs to j.k. rowling ❏ contains profanities ❏ always vote along whilst you read, please. i see u lol - started : 13/10/17 ✰ finished : 30/12/18 ❍ highest rankings ° #20 / #socialmedia ° #1 / #snapchatau ° #1 / #drarry ° #1/ #hp ° #5 / #snapchat ° #30/ #harrypotter © verdilac / vloedemort / mitha anind / 2017Complete
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Bottom Draco/Top Harry Bottom Harry/Top Draco (Some stories have one or the other it will be put in the title.) Note: I haven't watched or read Harry Potter in forever, so sorry if the information is not correct. Criticize me on it and I'll force myself to remember. First-ever Drarry one-shot book! Also, I do not own Harry Potter or any of the photos in the stories. All rights to every person who made them. If you are the creator and want me to take them down then I will gladly do so. Completed: December 1st, 2020 ✓Complete
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**COMPLETED A potion's mishap thrusts Draco and Harry together and binds them until a cure can be found. Despite hating the man... Harry finds something akin to attraction starting to form. Well, they always did say love thy enemy. Or neighbour. Honestly, it doesn't matter.Complete
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Intertwined- Drarry (Completed)
When Mcgonnagal asked Harry Potter and his year to come back to Hogwarts to complete their education and take their N.E.W.Ts, to say Harry was excited would have been an understatement. With Voldemort dead he could finally enjoy a normal school year with his friends, not worried about somebody trying to kill him but the fact that it was Harry Potter we are talking about and trouble usually found him..... Draco Malfoy, on the other hand was going to go back to Hogwarts to escape, from his empty life at the manor even though Hogwarts held bad memories any place was better than the manor. I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE ORIGINAL HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS. THEY BELONG TO J.K. ROWLING. Thank you @Anika_623 for the awesome cover. Its perfect. Started: June 24, 2020 Completed: September 7, 2020 Presently undergoing editing with the help of @drarry_goose. They are awesome! Word count: 40KComplete
┊┊┊ ┊┊┊ ❁ཻུ۪۪ ━ ❝ ┊┊┊ ❝𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮 ┊┊⋆ 𝙙𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝘿𝙧𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙮 ❞ ❝𝑷𝒆𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒆𝒂 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆.❞ ❝𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆.❞ ❝𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝒊𝒕'𝒔 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆.❞ ❝𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆.❞ ❝𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝑰'𝒎 𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒆.❞ . · ∘ ✧ . · . * ⊹ · ✦ . . ✦ . ⁺ ☽ · * * ⁺ ˚ * . · . * .. . . · * ✫ * . . * =͟͟͞͞➳❥𝘈 𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘲𝘶𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘐 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦. 𝘚𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩°୭̥ ❁ ˎˊ˗ =͟͟͞͞ COMPLETED STORY ˎˊ˗
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