Food Time: A Vintage Misery Skit
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Kristen wakes up one mourning and decides to cook. When his friends (or as he refers to as"assholes") Gerard, axel, and xander, and his girlfriend, Brittany, see this delicious food and kristen refuses to give it to them, the make a plan to assassinate him
Vintage misery:
Vintage misery is a fictional book about 7 friends, xander, H.D, Kristen, Axel, Gerard , jay, and Brittany, who decide to make a band together. On the way they go on adventures , do crazy things , and have fun in the process. Special thanks to brittany potter for helping me with this
Also there are some cussing scenes and crude humour in here
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