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One direction goes one direction and that direction is towards my vagina

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Ideal cast: 
                        One direction
                                         & 
                                        Me

I am Kirsten but most people call me Kiri-chan!
I'm 11 years old today!
I am getting a new job! I'm getting a job at a really office building! And I'm hired as the new secreatary of Mr.Styles! Who is he? Hehehe fIND OUT!!!!1!All Rights Reserved

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The Other Teasdale by Spreading_My_Wings

PLEASE NOTE THAT I AM PERIODICALLY EDITING ALL THESE CHAPTERS, SO THEY MIGHT BE AWFUL BECAUSE I WAS YOUNG AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT GRAMMAR WAS A YEAR AGO.... I'm the other Teasdale. You know, sister to Lou and Sam? Oh, you don't know me? Of course you don't. Nobdoy knows about me, but that's ok. I'd rather not be caught up with all the celebrities. My name is Riely, I'm 16, and my best friends are my niece, Lux, and my sisters. I'm extremely smart, therefore, I finished school early. Academics, ironically, isn't my thing, though. I am into fashion, just like my sisters, however, I would rather make a name for myself rather than follow in their footsteps, hense why I am the unkown Teasdale. But who would want to know me? To the people I know, I'm the friendliest person ynou could ever meet, to others... let's just say I'm not a peoples person... Oh and just a heads up: I don't like One Direction.

Black Velvet by LaLaaLeanne

When 20 year old stylist June Talford loses her job, no jobs seem to be available. June's biggest fear is being unemployed for ages. Weeks go by and there is still no work out there. But when internet surfing for a job, something gets throws her way, a very vague job description, that might just have her experience down to a T. So like any unemployed person, she applies. But does June really know what she's getting herself into? *This is a One Direction fanfiction*

The Opening Act [Completed] by Talia_Writes

If you haven't noticed this isn't all serious. Hi, I'm Cara Jansen. Basically, Simon saw a ray of sun shine in me, and decided I should be an opening act for One Direction. I thought he was Cray cray, but here I am opening up for a bunch of kids inside their manish bodies. So, Y.O.L.O. Did I just say Y.O.L.O? God help me!

Mistakes by girl_with_no_life

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I Work For One Direction by MSI_medusa

The names Jess, Jess Pampa. I grew up with a single mother and not much to call my own. Deciding to get a job I went searching the town. I saw a small enclosed building and walked in which said now hiring. I saw the job description: Maid. Perfect. I had two cleaning jobs before so I grabbed and application and filled it out but noticed the questions were odd. I ignore it and slipped my application into a box and the man at the desk looked me up and down and smiled at me. Weirdo. I got a call that said you're hired and I walked into a fiasco which turned my life up side down back around and side ways. I was working for One Direction. 5 boys with good looks and talent but only one of them I fell for. A mistake that was ready to happen and ruin me........ Read me please :)

One Direction to the Rescue by LBanks0201

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