Uncle Phil ~Phan Ft. Catrific~

It's 4:27am in the morning, I awake and sit on the end of the bed, panting like a dog in a summers day. "Dan, dan, The babies coming, oh my god its actually coming" I cry. Dan awakes from his slumber. "Jesus aged Christ, a little help please?!" I exclaim. Dan rubs his eyes and sits up. He rubs scratches his head and sighs.
"Dan!" I shout. He turns around almost instantly.
"What?!" He says calmy. At least one of us can keep our temper. I point to the belly, his eyes open wide.
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!" He shouts.
"Dan, get your shit together" I yell back at him, " We have a little baby on the way" I smile. Rubbing my stomach.

*thank you very much for reading this alone! (: I will update as soon as possible. By the way, I have plans for cat and dan. Don't hate on me for shipping them, because I don't. I just love both cat, dan, and phil. Hush*