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Funny Combacks

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comedy fun humor summer teen

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𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 by VanessaWriting

"𝐈𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐧." 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫: 𝐈 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐌𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚, 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐝𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐈 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐝𝐨. 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐝. 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝟏~ 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 ✔ 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝟐~ 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 ✔ 𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝟑~ 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 ✔ 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 #𝟏 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐲𝐟𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬~ 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝟗, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 #𝟏 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐲𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐥~ 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟗, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗 #𝟑 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐮𝐬 ~𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟐𝟑, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗 #𝟔 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐲𝐟𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐬 ~𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟎, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗

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"𝗡𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗜'𝗺 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗺𝗮" 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐉𝐚𝐲𝐝𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐲? 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝟐 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫? 𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩. 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐬. VERY VERY MATURE AND SEXUAL

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(𝗜𝗥•𝗜𝗦) 𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬 • 𝙒𝙞𝙨𝙙𝙤𝙢 "ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵈ ʰᵃᵇⁱᵗ⁻ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵈ ʰᵃᵇⁱᵗ" 𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐒 + 𝐉𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐀𝐇 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 𝐀𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 ? 𝐓𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐎𝐑. 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃:𝟎𝟐/𝟏𝟖/𝟐𝟑 𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃:𝟎𝟎/𝟎𝟎/𝟎𝟎

I'll write us a new destiny - Drake / tmf by Vik_3Z

𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 3𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙹𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚋 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚞𝚙, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝. 𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 '𝙹𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜 ' 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚜, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚍. 𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚎 abl𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚡 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙? ♡ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙶𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 " 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚜 ". 𝙼𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚗-𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 : 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚔𝚎 ( 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚠 𝚡 𝙹𝚊𝚔𝚎 )

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* MATURE CONTENT WARNING* If your already reading this then your in the right place. Now stop wasting your time here and start reading for a fun ride of laughs! Coughs! & hiccups!

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