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Funny Combacks

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Reads 969
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comedy fun humor summer teen

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𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 3𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗. 𝙹𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚋 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚞𝚙, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚜𝚝. 𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 '𝙹𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚎𝚜 ' 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚜, 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚠𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚊𝚍. 𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚋𝚎 abl𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚡 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙? ♡ 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙶𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 " 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔𝚜 ". 𝙼𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚗-𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 : 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚔𝚎 ( 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚠 𝚡 𝙹𝚊𝚔𝚎 )

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Quotes/Rants/Confessions by Twerkoff

I like to rant, I'm good at it or so I've been told. If you also like to rant come join me I love to rant with people! Also confession of mine, because these are things I'd never tell people. If you'd like to have one of your confessions shared here let me know they will be posted anonymously. *~* I can't afford a therapist so this is my therapy, join me! -Twerkoff

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𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝, 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐬, 𝐌𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐳𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐋𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞. {𝐒𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐆𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐔𝐩𝐬 } ~𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝~

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