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Mastering the Art Form of Being Single

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Time 1h 47m

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"Is it me or do I just repel the male population or something?"         

"Do I spew this aroma that stops anything with a penis to come near me?"      

"Am I my own personal cock blocker without even trying?"    

"IMA GINGER! THAT'S WHY?"       

In a sarcastic witty tale of a young woman fresh out of college entering the real world, wondering why she never has been noticed by the other sex? Or even been in a relationship? This is a journey of mishaps and undyingly awkward in counters of one of the very few have mastered the art form of being single... Could this master of this art form master the art form of love or mastering one art form is enough? 

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Gingerbread Latte by pumpkinyara

I had a plan; Go to college, have sex and years later become a doctor. Easy and simple, right? Yeah, well that was the idea until a family secret came out and flipped my whole world upside down. Fast forward to an accident and a kidney transplant later, I have no clue who I am or what I want anymore. That's when she came tumbling into my life; a red-headed stranger on the hospital's rooftop, she dragged me right off the edge, stopping me from jumping when I totally wasn't about to, thought my parents are homosexual and refused to tell me her name...I mean, isn't that how epic romance stories start? Yeah, but we have a big problem here; she is totally resistant to my charm. She dislikes me, doesn't trust me, and thinks of me like any other jock on campus. Her rejection and disinterest are filling me with the need to prove her wrong. A deal strikes; hours of tutoring sessions and gingerbread lattes are bound to show her who I really am. Her story, I want it. Her trust, I'll gain it. But as I do so, I must tread carefully, because like they say, too much ginger could cause a heartburn; and my heart, it definitely can't bear another ache.

Evil Falls for Evil by Slightly_Mischievous

[COMPLETED] [EDITED] He smirked and got even closer to my face, "you see, this report is technically under my..." He tilted his head slightly to whisper in my ear. "Company's possession" And suddenly everything is hot... He let out a chuckle as he made a little distance between us," and I could get rid of it only if you..." He paused. "I what?" I asked, looking at his devilish face "Agree to my one condition" --------------------------------------------------- Santiago Torres: CEO of Torres Enterprises Inc. and a charming bastard. Who can cross any limit to have his ways with his rivals. Cara Anderson: CEO of Anderson industries and a boss bitch for whom making money and her reputation is everything. Both sound pretty evil. Don't they? Then how the heck they fall in love? Read to find out... ---------------------------------------------------- Highest Ranks so far... #1 in enemies to lovers #3 in dark #3 in seduction #1 in foradults

He Doesn't Remember Me by Spellbounded5090

18-year-old Ashley Whittemore returns to her hometown from New York after her father's death. She didn't want to but she had to - because the person who broke her heart two years ago lives in this town too... So it was decided that she will just keep her head down for most of the senior year in disguise. I hope life can be that easy. *releasing an exhausted sigh* Instead, it just smacks you over the head whenever you try to do something. Am I wrong? On the first day of school she bumped into a person she was supposed to avoid for the rest of the year. *Ah. She's so good at hiding.* Zachary Hart. A heartless monster, devil incarnation, bully - hot as a heater, sexy as a satan and his body is as lickable as a vanilla ice cream. All in all - drool-worthy. The bottom lip rolls between the teeth and a little gawking with a lust-filled gaze before snapping out of the trance. No, no, no, no, No! See even in the blurb she doesn't know what to do. Still, there is another issue. Zack doesn't remember her. *dramatic gasps from all around the theatre.* Hiihhiiihhii. This will be interesting. ****** Highest Rankings adult romance; 2 teens; 182 hilarious; 25 Romantic; 691 Friends; 844 Wattpad; 624 WARNING: This story will contain mature content and strong language. Read it at your own risk.

Diner Girl by ali_cher

''Please, don't flatter yourself. My tampons go deeper than your d*ck could ever!" *** When the young, carefree, and spoiled Scarlet Harper is forced to work at a Diner that belongs to her childhood crush and mortal enemy, things get...heated. No, literally, the idiot sat on a stovetop. Other than her burnt ass cheeks and fear of manual labor, she is challenged to deal with many other things for the first time. *** Content Warning: This story contains strong language, mature scenes, mental health issues, drug use, and alcohol consumption. *** Highest Rankings: 1st in #dinergirl, 1st in #brothersbestfriend, 3rd in #business, 3rd in #enemies, 5th in #humor, 5th in #newadult, 8th in #funny, 14th in #mature.

Our Chemistry || ✔️ by TheRealLorraineMoore

Who knew that love could blossom in Chemistry class? When Harper and Alec engage in a mega pickup line battle, what would this little flirting lead to? Read OUR CHEMISTRY to discover the cute incidents of an ordinary teenage couple! *** "Do you like sleeping?" He said. I nodded. "Me too! We should do it together sometime." He smirked, challenging me to say a better pickup line. When I didn't say anything he laughed. "Are you a scientist? Cause I would do you on a table, periodically." He whispered in my ear, his deep voice vibrating in my mind. I blushed. I shook my head and looked at him. Rolling my eyes ever so slightly and smiling seductively while flicking his nose, I said, "Gosh, You have such a dirty mind." He blushed for a moment at the sudden touch on his nose, but the smirk eventually came back. "I don't have a dirty mind, sweetheart. I just got a sexy imagination." *** Reviews: "It's really cute for a short story... I'm impressed there are no grammatical mistakes...Nice ;)" By @pattachan, a beautiful person! "Hey! I thought your story was short and sweet and entertaining! 😀 I enjoyed it!" By @spratelymac, whose books I've come to adore. *** Read this story, and don't forget to VOTE!!❤️ Completed ✔️ Kinda immature but bear with me! I was a kid with no idea what love is, when I wrote this😂 Warnings ⚠︎ A little swearing but no larger mature themes All rights reserved Copyright©2018 Lorraine Moore

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) by vineethereader

"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him. "I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." ** Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede? Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... ** Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #Billionaire Amazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -Reader Fantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **

Is He A She?! by Mistalee_

Going back to my old title 'Is He A She?!' instead of the Tapas one 'Testoster-zone.' _______ ❝Sometimes you don't have to be Superman or Spiderman to save a soul. You just have to dress as a guy.❞ _______ Parents and troubled looks are always a bad combination. Just like how getting bankrupt and asking to dress as a guy are a bad combination. Mission objectives: 1. Befriend unfriendly, cold, rich loner. 2. Make him social. 3. Get the hell out of this all boys school. But some things go unplanned just like how the mission gets altered a 'teeny' bit. Like, for e.g., 1. Make friends. 2. Become one of the boys. 3. Make her roommate 'life of the party.' 4. Have the time of her life. 5. And maybe, just maybe... fall in love. ________________ Dedicated to my sister/mentor/inspiration @Litdark ________________ r e a d e r ' s o p i n i o n "Your story has dripping sarcasm and drool worthy attitude of girls, and the amazing romance - I kid you not, no one wants to miss an amazing sarcasm dripping hilarious fiction." "That girl is da bomb. Period." "The feels and bromance is too real. Help!" "Short. But hilarious and downright funny. Good job." ________________ #1 [ humour ] # 32 [ teen fiction ] Cover credit: me Image credit to owner Trailer credit: yours truly _________________ © copyright 2015-2016 Please do not copy. All rights reserved. __________________ #projectwomanup project #innerawesome #talkthepoc #womenofcolor #projectgiggle

Falling For A Cowboy (NOW ON GALATEA) by JeniRaeD

Second Chance Romance Love-at-first sight--faster-paced love affair Single father Surprise baby HEA standalone Five years ago, my life changed when my wife left my two-year-old son and me in the middle of the night-breaking my heart. After that, I vowed to friends and family that I'd never fall in love again and would only focus on raising my autistic son and working on my farm and horse ranch. That was until a beautiful blonde-haired, green-eyed beauty moved to my town--changing my life forever. Being stubborn, I did everything I could not to let my ticker control me and my thinking process--avoiding eye contact with Josie, conversations, and what my ticker, mind, and soul was telling me... But then I saw Josie daily at the diner she worked at and became jealous whenever Jack, the town's annoying wanna-be cowboy, tried striking a relationship up with her. I always felt my wife, Hailey, would return to Maverick and me, and we'd be a family again. But the more time I focused on the new girl in town, the more I wanted Hailey out of my life, and the more I wanted Josie in mine. Then, one night, my life forever changed when I allowed a door to open and gave Josie something I said I'd never give--my ticker. Credit for cover: selfpubbookcovers.com/AKcoverdesign

Apartment 4B by TamaraEllison5

Sci-fi nut, blonde bombshell, and severely no filter Brooke is ready for a fresh start. Done are the days of trashy boyfriends, who couldn't find the right spot if there were fluorescent signs pointing to it, and deadbeat mega mooches. Not to mention, the one night stands that leave you having to take a mental inventory of exactly what you've brought with you, when you're trying to make a speedy exit. That is until she meets Deacon. The mountain of a man she wouldn't mind trekking up to reach the top. He's the right kind of charming, the perfect amount of flirt, and the first guy who hasn't looked stumped when she opens her mouth to sass. In fact he's lightning quick on the sass himself. There's just one problem.. He doesn't date. In fact, Deacon's specialty is the one night of hot, sweaty fun. Something which Brooke is avoiding like the damn plague. However, when the conversations flow on, the insane attraction grows stronger, and the time spent together gets more heated, will they be able to resist the obvious pull they have towards each other forever?... Or does the man who never dates, have a reason for it that might tear them apart over and over...

I'm Yours [BWWM] by dablackreader

My breath hitches as he runs his hand slowly down my side and resting it on my lower back. "You are mine," he whispers lowly into my ear. "How will anyone else know that, sir," I say excitedly as his eyes flicker towards mine at the name 'sir.' "I'm gonna make you scream over and over my name so loud that everyone will know you belong to me." ..... He's the boss She brings the coffe The two are polar opposites. The only question is, Will these opposites attract?

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Gingerbread Latte cover

Evil Falls for Evil cover

He Doesn't Remember Me cover

Diner Girl cover

Our Chemistry || ✔️ cover

Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) cover

Is He A She?! cover

Falling For A Cowboy (NOW ON GALATEA) cover

Apartment 4B cover

I'm Yours [BWWM] cover

Gingerbread Latte

I had a plan; Go to college, have sex and years later become a doctor. Easy and simple, right? Yeah, well that was the idea until a family secret came out and flipped my whole world upside down. Fast forward to an accident and a kidney transplant later, I have no clue who I am or what I want anymore. That's when she came tumbling into my life; a red-headed stranger on the hospital's rooftop, she dragged me right off the edge, stopping me from jumping when I totally wasn't about to, thought my parents are homosexual and refused to tell me her name...I mean, isn't that how epic romance stories start? Yeah, but we have a big problem here; she is totally resistant to my charm. She dislikes me, doesn't trust me, and thinks of me like any other jock on campus. Her rejection and disinterest are filling me with the need to prove her wrong. A deal strikes; hours of tutoring sessions and gingerbread lattes are bound to show her who I really am. Her story, I want it. Her trust, I'll gain it. But as I do so, I must tread carefully, because like they say, too much ginger could cause a heartburn; and my heart, it definitely can't bear another ache.