A Medieval Misadventure (#wattys2016)
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Last published Thu, Jul 21, 2016
An insanely hilarious tale that's in no way meant to be historically correct, follow Hammick the unwilling clan leader as he tries to prepare his people for a war most of them would rather not fight, he is aided by a porn loving Oracle that mostly receives visions from the 21st century and a few trust worthy friends.
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