You ever knew this nerdy guy? I'm talking all throughout your elementary, middle, and high school days there was this nerdy guy who was always there EVERY. SINGLE. DAY! This nerdy loser was a constant all through your seemingly never-ending, dreary school days... Did you know that this nerd had a huge crush on you but he never said or did anything about? Thank goodness! I knew. I knew and I'm glad that he didn't do anything about it because he would have been left heartbroken. This is the story of how that nerdy guy grew enough balls to ask for my number, how that nerdy guy's love went unrequited, how that nerdy guy went on to become a multi-billionaire and how that nerdy guy's feelings still had not been squashed completely by time and neglect from his first love. Join me as I recount the lengths this rich nerd went to in order to win my heart. Will he fail or will he succeed?? Hint...sorry, I don't do hints. Just read to find out.