MOUTHOLOGY
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Complete, First published Jul 16, 2016
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor: 
"Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology? 
The sailor said no to all his questions. 
Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy. 
After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology? 
The professor said no. 
Sailor: "Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.
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