23 parts Complete MatureWhat happens when a king asks a half-elf moron, a mentally unstable rogue, a perverted druid, and a racist arsonist to save his daughter from a fierce dragon? God certainly didn't know, but he made it happen anyway. He regrets it deeply.
Based on a true D&D session played by a bunch of blundering idiots who don't know how to play D&D, and made into a story by a person who has the mental capacity of a pumpkin! Relive the tale of adventure that's sure to put make you squeal ... in horror.
Warning: If you are easily offended, easily disturbed, or are a normal human being, it is advised that you DON'T read this. This story may contain (in vivid detail) disturbing topics such as: drugs, abuse, sex, harassment, racism, crime, thermodynamics, and death. Reader discretion is advised.
This is why I should never be allowed to be bored.
"After writing this, all I could wonder is: Why the fuck did I ever write this unholy abomination of a story? God should never have permitted me to be born if I was destined to write this shit. Hell, I could be the one and only human being in Earth's entire lifespan to cure cancer, but the sin I have committed in writing this 22-chapter-long spawn of Satan's nightmare is more than enough to justify traveling back in time and preventing me from ever being born."
- The Author
For the love of god, go read something else instead of laying your eyes on this monstrosity.