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The Adventures of Ma N*gga - A Sims 3 Short Story

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This particular tale is the tale of Ma N*gga, a famous writer, painter, womanizer, possible dark magician, murderer and house-terrorizor (if that's a word), who was born into the fabled world of Sunset Valley for absolutely no reason at all other than someone's boredom. This writing chronicles the life of Ma N*gga, from his teenage years to his final days. 

Author's note: This contains some swearing, indecent mentions and various things that may be considered offensive. If you are such a person who is easily offended, do not sh*tpost on this and waste everyone's time including yours. It was all written in the spirit of humour. Cheers!All Rights Reserved

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