Surprise Johnson is an ordinary girl. After, her family moved to Hostentown. She begins to question how well she actually knows herself. Join her in trying to navigate the trials of being in a town where everyone acts strangely and nothing ever seems to go right. She and her friends discover there may be more to the town and school than they thought. They may not be as insane as the thought. Feel the celery. Danny sells dank memes. You da beef. Makayla's fault. What do all of these expressions have in common? They reveal a piece of the dark and twisted mystery that has effect Hostentown for so long. A secret that may hold the fate of the whole world in its hands. Or I could be screwing with you and it could be nothing. Who knows?