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Cheater, Cheater, Penis Eater

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He's a singer in an up and coming rock band. She's the "loyal" girlfriend who's made a game of sleeping with every guy she meets. She's the ultimate groupie, forgiven time and time again for her transgressions, but can't stop going back for more.  She lives for Sex and Secrets. She is and will always be a cheater, but someday soon he's going to get his revenge.....

****This story is rated PG13 for mild language, and sexual content, please be aware before reading!****

This story is a rough draft. I will be finishing the story and then going back for in depth editing and re writing. Please be patient with any errors.

(Thank you Mayday Parade for endless inspiration)All Rights Reserved

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1: Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off...
Sat, Aug 13, 2016

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1: Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off...
Sat, Aug 13, 2016

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Casual Affair

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