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The Tropical Battalion Cruise

CaptainPurpleUmbrell

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Reads 8
Votes 3
Parts 1
Time 5m

CaptainPurpleUmbrell

adventure funny humor tropical

Captain Purple Umbrella and Major Silver run the all famous Tropical Battalion Cruise Line. There is just one big problem. Because of a family's fear of water, they are forced to live double lives, always keeping one secret from the other. How long can they last when pirates come after their precious pineapples and they still have to play 'normal' for their families?

Written by: CaptainPurpleUmbrell and majorsilver99

Cover painting credit: John DaleAll Rights Reserved

adventure funny humor tropical

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Chapter One: Business As Usual
Mon, Jul 18, 2016

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Chapter One: Business As Usual
Mon, Jul 18, 2016

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