How to Date an Android
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  • Parts 43
  • Time 11h 49m
Ongoing, First published Jul 18, 2016
Mature
Guns. Action. ***Romance***. ***SCI-FI***, Androids, Android Romance, and more in a dystopian future Earth where all kinds of mayhem take place.

This is a slow build life sim in the midst of society being flushed down the toilet. Romance and survival are part of the basis for the story. (Mature themes, you have been warned.)

Will Jack make in time? Will he recover from his near crippling injury before things become complete anarchy? And what factions are safe if he joins others? All look like trouble and lawlessness persists everywhere. Is anywhere safe?

While working as mechanic he lives alone, works alone, trying to build a life in the midst of hardship and poverty where society has been squeezed for almost every drop in the bucket. But the Corporations have gotten too greedy, and someone has to put a stop to them. Riots, unrest, and fighting break out in the streets on a weekly basis in most states with passersby becoming the victims of the choices of the people as a whole.

Unexpectedly Jack suffers a terrible injury right before society is about to cave in. But there are other unexpected curve balls. There's a reason society has become so violent. Rumors persist of the 'eternal life' medical nanobots causing violence and incurable madness and flesh rot phages in what once looked like people.

The rumors aren't true are they? Are they?!!!

Note; Slow Build. This is because this isn't just a story it's like a life sim, similar to how I've done my other stories. People can expect one chapter to another to appear to look like a day in the life of the main character.
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