"Hello, my dear," a deep voice greeted me.
"You might want to chug a gallon of honey because, frankly, your voice sounds like shit," I just had to comment.
The man on the other line chuckled at my comment. "Such a spitfire. It's a damn shame you're going to die in the next couple of minutes, baby."
"If you think you're such hot stuff, you can come down here and kiss my sexy, dead ass."
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The chances of I, Kadence Devin, getting into heaven was nothing. I knew this down to the core. If I wanted what I wanted, I was going to have to play dirty. I'm not your average everyday girl. Hell no. I'm something far worse. I'm the typical spoiled rich bitch. Jimmy Choo's, designer purses, black credit cards, and the nastiest personally crafted by the devil himself.
Yet, there here I am, on my merry way to get fluffy angel wings. The story of how I cheated my way into heaven is warped with the love of demons, angels, and shoes.
Warning: Lots of cursing, I may get some religion stuff wrong :l
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It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . .
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After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found.
[[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
Cover design by Jill Caldwell
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