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Ashes Of You And I (Completed) | ✔️ by Soulwithapen

"Her troubled eyes held fire. The kind of fire that was capable of burning me to ash." ***** I grabbed her chin with my free hand, making her look at me. "I hate that I don't know you. I hate not being a part of your life, like I was before." I leaned a little closer, as her intoxicating scent filled my lungs. "Trust me, I can't hate you, no matter how hard I tried." "So you have... " It came out as more of a question than a statement from her as she looked at me with her big blue eyes. "What?" I frowned, dropping my hand from her chin and grabbing her hand, instead. "You have tried hating me then?" She asked, tilting her head to the side. This time it sounded more like a statement than a question. "I have." I sighed, dropping my head in shame. "And it made me lose the most important person in my life." ***** One night. What harm can one night do? It can change lives. Turn best friends into enemies. Turn someone's life upside down. Emily Waters and Ryder Green, were inseparable, joint to the hip, always had each others back and loved each other behind the best friend facade. But one night changed it all. He thinks he has changed for worse but what he doesn't know is that Emily has changed for the worst. Three years later, what if the girl is back, with baggage that she doesn't think anyone could handle? What will happen when they meet? Will the sparks ignite again? Read to find out. *** Best rankings: #5 - romance (16/08/2022) #1 - funny (24/11/2022) #1 - streetfighter (03/09/2021) #3 - humour (24/11/2022) #5 - teenfiction (24/11/2022) #1 - comeback (15/04/2022) #4 - gangs (04/12/2021) #8 - badass (02/07/2021) #2 - bestfriends (16/08/2022) #9 - friendstolovers (06/07/2021) #2 - rebellion (03/09/2021) #4 - bully (21/08/2021) #2 - past (25/10/2021) #2 - Enemiestolivers (01/10/2021)

A Teenagers life by chocolategirl15

I'm terrible at descriptions but just give my book a try i promise you won't regret it. I'm pretty funny ik if you really are funny you shouldn't have to say that but y'all might not even read the book so you might not be able to look in to my unique humor. Please read it I'm begging you please I got a chocolate addiction to feed hear people please read this book

Jokes and riddles! by GriffinWoodrow

Well, if you couldn't tell from the title, this is some random jokes, riddles and some tricky questions, hope you like it!

The Quarterback's Girl by Starbucks_Cappuccino

I'm running, my dress bunched up in my fists. But I'm not running for my life I'm running for his, and when I see him I stop. There is one bulky man on either side of him, they have their arms linking his, he's kneeling in front of someone with raven black hair. As we get closer, I see his pain in the way he's holding himself, his brown hair is clouding his face. Something catches in my throat as I see him bent forward, almost looking limp. The panic is slowly eating me up on the inside. 'Please lift your head, let me see your eyes' I pray inside my head. He can't be gone. It's almost like he hears my prayers as he looks up, his blue eyes as deep as the ocean depths, knocks the breath out of me as per usual. I close my eyes and thank God for keeping him alive. The right side of his jaw is all purple and red. A cut on the other side of his face, which is oozing with the red liquid. He suddenly looks past the black haired male to look at us, reassurance washing over his features. It's when he sees me that his eyes widen, and the panic grows by the second. He goes from a slump to picking himself upright. He's hurt. Badly. The black haired man spins around as we walk closer in their direction. All 6 of us stop as I catch a glimpse of the face. A deadly grin appears on his wicked face. "Boys, I've been waiting for you" He shouts loud and clear. "And you brought the girl" * Crescent Bay Dawson was once popular but now she lives in the shadow of her twin brother. The only person who notices her is the cocky, egotistic, Star Quarterback of the school; Elliott Grayson. Can Elliott charm her into falling for him or will she finally win the heart of her childhood crush? #2 in humor - 2nd February 2018 #5 in teen fiction - 6th November 2017 Honestly if you wanna laugh this book will make you laugh cause that's what I'm all about!

State of Heart by knherzner

Book 2 of 3 *Began: Monday, August 26, 2019* *Finished: Friday, September 27, 2019* I sat down at a desk with my laptop open and a cup of coffee. From there I just let my imagination go wild. My fingers wove the worlds that my heart told me to. This was the outcome. This was the product of that passion. This is the state of my heart. **NOTE: I own all the characters/stories/photos used in this book. Please do not try to claim any of my work as your own without proper crediting. Also, please note that this book will contain mature content (strong language/violence/sensitive themes/etc.) and is meant for a mature audience. Reader discretion is always advised. Thank you.** **Not edited by a professional.** Updates: Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday unless otherwise specified. Feel free to leave a vote/comment/follow! Now, I hope you enjoy! Thank you so much for reading! © 2019 K.N. Herzner

~ Aidlyn & Sbg stories ~ by SOKEEFE_113

Aidlyn & School Bus Graveyard oneshots and short stories (connected into one story) The K in "Aidlyn and sbg stories" stands for Kiss-without-misunderstandings-that-make-me-wanna-oof ~ @Marionettaandsbg ~~~~~ If you haven't read sbg, YOU HAVE TO - by Red on Webtoon. The characters don't belong to me neither. ~~~~~ Contains: Lots of cringe, fluff, cringe, romance (idk why, I used to hate romances???) cringe, some angst, cringe, sbg inside/weird/death jokes and cringe Ships included ~ Benlor, Tyler X Tree and Aiden x Ceiling. Sorry but I don't like Logan x Tyler or any other ships, I prefer them as friends :3 ~~~~~ No smut or anything, it's just a cringe fluffy fanfic :P Sorry for mistakes and too many bad words lol This is cringey shit btw Cover from Pinterest~ ~~~~~ #1 aidenxashlyn 25.05.2024 #1 ashlynxaiden 11.07 #1 aidlyn 16.07 #1 ashlyn 28.07 #1 sbg 20.02.2025 ~~~~~ Enjoy! ^^

Dear you, by llama_butt

STOP! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! DONT COME AFTER ME BECAUSE I WARNED YOU. BUT IF YOU IGNORE THIS AND PRESS 'READ' THEN MY FRIEND... GOOD LUCK. I would like to share journals of two teens who can't figure out the bond between them. The teens are completely different in every aspect. He can barely afford to eat outside, while she chooses not to. He's happy with his life, while she is sick of it. He's a keen reader while she's a keen addict. Have fun reading about their lives, laughing at their jokes and weeping at their misfortune. These journals will potray that nothing goes by nature's rules.

The Boy with the Violet Eyes by SarcasticallyWitty

{SPIN-OFF TO "THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE" | SECOND BOOK IN THE SERIES} {2018-2023} *~* "Thank you for quitting that disgusting couple moment before I had to interrupt." "Careful, I might start making out with him just to torture you some more." "I hate you." "I have no objections." "Oh, god, please don't. Let's just get back to the task on hand." We all turn back around but find the table empty. "What? Where the hell did they go?" We hear the clearing of a throat right next to us, at the end of the booth, opposite the window. "Uhh-no hablo inglés. Me llamo Pablo." "You bitch-" "Traitor-"

101 Reasons Why I Hate Being a BOOK Fangirl by hey_its_meg

Yes, I am a fangirl. No, it's not for a band, it's for a book. --- 101 Reasons why it bites to be a fangirl, for books. **WARNING: There will be some small spoilers, I try to warn you ahead of time, but read at your own risk.**

Teaching My Little One by gojia_saturo

This book is my first book ever! Please no hate, if there are errors i apologize but i'm super excited to publish this book! Mature Audience only, that's a warning. ***THE CRINGE ENDS AROUND CHAPTER 15. writing format gets better around chapter 22 *flexes* *** A secret mafia boss and his kinky desires. He is a senior that goes to a high school where he lives (California) and he meets a beautiful little brat (freshman) and they run into each other in the hall.. *** "Goddamn, take off your panites." She takes off her panties, and right when she does, he slips a finger inside her tight cunt. "You are such a dirty slut. Already wet? Your pussy is so wet, I put my finger in with ease. What's got you so wet, Princess?" As he asks the question, he slips a second finger inside of her, curves his fingers up as she gasps and he starts to pump his fingers into her g-spot. He whispers in her ear. "Don't cum." *** Rankings: #1 in kinky #2 in daddy #1 in submissive #81 in please #74 in throuple

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Ashes Of You And I (Completed) | ✔️

"Her troubled eyes held fire. The kind of fire that was capable of burning me to ash." *** I grabbed her chin with my free hand, making her look at me. "I hate that I don't know you. I hate not being a part of your life, like I was before." I leaned a little closer, as her intoxicating scent filled my lungs. "Trust me, I can't hate you, no matter how hard I tried." "So you have... " It came out as more of a question than a statement from her as she looked at me with her big blue eyes. "What?" I frowned, dropping my hand from her chin and grabbing her hand, instead. "You have tried hating me then?" She asked, tilting her head to the side. This time it sounded more like a statement than a question. "I have." I sighed, dropping my head in shame. "And it made me lose the most important person in my life." * One night. What harm can one night do? It can change lives. Turn best friends into enemies. Turn someone's life upside down. Emily Waters and Ryder Green, were inseparable, joint to the hip, always had each others back and loved each other behind the best friend facade. But one night changed it all. He thinks he has changed for worse but what he doesn't know is that Emily has changed for the worst. Three years later, what if the girl is back, with baggage that she doesn't think anyone could handle? What will happen when they meet? Will the sparks ignite again? Read to find out. * Best rankings: #5 - romance (16/08/2022) #1 - funny (24/11/2022) #1 - streetfighter (03/09/2021) #3 - humour (24/11/2022) #5 - teenfiction (24/11/2022) #1 - comeback (15/04/2022) #4 - gangs (04/12/2021) #8 - badass (02/07/2021) #2 - bestfriends (16/08/2022) #9 - friendstolovers (06/07/2021) #2 - rebellion (03/09/2021) #4 - bully (21/08/2021) #2 - past (25/10/2021) #2 - Enemiestolivers (01/10/2021)