Greetings! I'm Shelia Imogen Portman and I'm... ~Shelia, the historian
To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark ~Barbara Gordon, the playwright
Barb, get out of my description box, or imma pile drive dat ass~Jessica, the gamer
Wassup dweebs ~Helen, the sports.
Helen! Yo it's Alekola how we doin'? ~Ale, the stage actress
Your description? I'm the actual actress here ~Cassandra, the TV actress
If y'all don't get yo crusty dusty musty... ~Harley, the pediatrician
GeT oUt Of My HeAd GuYs It'S bEeN fOuR yEaRs!! ~Adia, circa 2012 to now