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Undertale | Skelepun Book of Skeleton Puns

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Gonna be a skeleton of skelepuns and they're gonna be really skelefun and I'm really just skeledone with my life because I'm not humerus and its makes me feel so sad to the point I get bonely because all of my friends left me because I say too many skelepuns and they're super cringe-worthy and that's not good, it always causes a bad time and my friends also left because I'm always coffin and coffin ain't good so yeah that's a bad time too and I just can't even with these skelepuns and I just have a skeleton and its really giving me crippling depression because my skelepuns made my friends go away, leaving me bonely and being bonely isn't fun so I'm always skullking and that's also not good so now I'm not eating because of the crippling depression and so my family says I don't have the stomach for food anymore and I guess they're right I don't really know since I'm a bone-head and marrow-minded but my family tries to bring up my spirits by tickling my funny-bone but it never works.

(Please help me I may have a problem)

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Sans x Reader | Empire by rottenentity

(Adult Lazarus here - I wrote this when I was like 14 years old. Forgive me.) Sometimes life gets to the point where you feel like you're a paper airplane. One minute you're soaring, feeling as if nothing could ever get you down. But then the next thing you know, you're falling slowly and nothing that you can do can possibly help you. You end up falling and crashing into whatever's below you and the heights that you had once reached. Then it starts all over again - becoming a vicious cycle. Someone picks you back up and throws you, making you soar yet again. But then they watch as you fall, not stopping you or saving you from the hard impact you meet with the ground. The process repeats itself over and over and there's no way you can stop it. After all, you're made of paper - you're delicate, fragile. You're thrown, you soar, you fall, you're picked back up, then it happens all over again until you break - becoming bent and broken from your head to your toes. Until you crash so much that you're ruined - then you're thrown away. At those times, you know that you at least have one person who will fix you. He calls you his queen, as any king would whilst in power of the empire you both strive to build together. This person is your home - your empire. - #6 in Quotes [03.12.21] - #2 in Sans [10.21.21] - Undertale does not belong to me. - Artwork/Music does not belong to me. - Also, I apologize for any of the spelling errors. I type quickly and so I do not really realize if I misspell a word or two. Sometimes I do go back and edit out the mistakes with spelling and such.

I'm a Sans ( au sans x reader x au papyrus ) by KittycatTDH

This isn't a typical sans x reader(now papyrus x reader too). It's got more than that, well at least a different plot device first chapters will be about, just you(but it'll be good, I think so)and it's about you dear reader, you are now reborn as a Sans of a different au, but you don't have time to marvel how you're been reborn as your favorite character, because if you want to live you better focus because unlike frisk you're not coming back a second time when you die. (Short, and I mean short chapter, but this will ensure I can post more -w-) (Edit: this is context of your previous life is that you are originally female, aged 15, you had died during a car accident, you were sleeping in the back of the car, while you had a road trip to visit your family in Canada. The car had driven off the road because of black ice your father did not see in the dark of night. You heard the sound of your fathers scream then lead by your mothers then little brother's scream. You banged your head in the chair in front of you making you pass out, and when you open your eyes you had found yourself be popped out, but you didn't know that at the time. Art always be done by me. Edit: discontinued

Finding Fresh Air - Swap! Papyrus x Reader (Rewrite in progress) by B_string_e

!! Long Chapters !! 1000-4000 words each! **This book will be continued by another person so check the A/n at the end of the book to go to their continuation of this!** ---------------------- Y/n is a wonderful person, she's kind, calm, a bit lazy, and loves comfy clothes! Although she's a wonderful person, she gets caught up in the wrong crowd. This was starting to break her, until her favorite little girl, Chara introduced her to the skeleton brothers, Papyrus and sans. Sans always had a way to bring a smile to y/n's face, and Papyrus was always there for her, had the best advice, and his stupid puns that he called 'humerus'. After some unfortunate events with your 'most trusted' people you knew, Papyrus knew just how to help, but what happens if feelings get caught up in the middle of all of this?

Silently Sleeping (Underswap!Papyrus x Reader) by GamerQueen2002

Underswap!Papyrus x Reader And some Fresh!Sans x Reader -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- It isn't hard to slip into a dream. You're happy with what your mind makes up and you stick with it until you wake up. Nightmares are hard to sink into. Death, tears, bloodlust, screams of terror and agony. You eventually wake up crying and wondering why your head would come up with something so sadistic. You're not in a dream. You never were. It's always been a nightmare. Always. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- "My heart fills so... empty." "Please don't do this, (Y/n)!" "I'm sorry I caused so much pain... but we both don't have to suffer anymore."

My endless depression....•AU Sans X Depressed!reader• (Book 1 To Undersanity) by A-Many

I'm fine... (No I'm not...) I'm okay.... (I'm not okay...) put on a smile no one will see you hurting... (I'm breaking inside....) it doesn't hurt... (I'm used to it...) I'm... *crack* empty.... *crack* inside.... .... *************************************** Disclaimer: undertale-Toby Fox. Cover-Unknown. Warning: please if you are sensitive to any aduse,Gore,Depression etc, be cautious. book/plot-me

Just SING | Sans X Reader by artsyTrashpile

--Long ago, two races ruled over Earth-- --HUMANS and MONSTERS-- --One day, war broke out between the two races-- --After a long battle, the Humans were victorious-- --They sealed the monsters underground with a magic spell-- --Many years later...-- --MT. EBBOT, 201X-- --Legends say that those who climb the mountain never return.-- What if the legend is real? And what if the legend was all wrong? Start date: 4-25-2017 End date: 1-14-2018 Undertale & Characters ~ Toby Fox Plot, Book & Cover art ~ Me You ~ Sans ;) (I do not know why, I just keep putting 'You belong to Sans'/'You ~ Sans in all of my Sans X Reader descriptions from this point forward.) (Warning: Mild language and uh... fangirliness? Maybe, I don't know if you humans think this something to fangirl over.) 1K [•] Date: May 20, 2017 5K [•] Date: July 27, 2017 10K [•] Date: September 6, 2017 25K [•] (probably wont happen) (and iT DID HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO MUCH I CAN'T) January 16, 2017 50K [•] Date: August 19, 2018 (what the fuck???) 80K [•] Date: February 1, 2019 (y'all... what the HECK) 100K and #1 in the #sansxreader tag [•] Date: July 2, 2019 *wheezes* what the FUCK how did this shitshow get #1 in the fucking SANSXREADER TAG thank you????

Laugh Through the Tears (Sans x Reader) by deskoblackthrone

Your 'Little sister' returns home with a parade of monsters one summer and the rest is history.... You helped them gain their freedom and now they're going to help you have fun and cut loose. Now you have a bucket full of friends. And a special punny skeleton. You might have thought it was all just fluff, but Chara was a different idea... Did I say too much... how about a reset? (Mettaton's name is spelled wrong ... like idk if I even spelled it right in this sentence) Cover made by Kxllit

Goretober 2024 by namescape

HERE WERE GO AGAIN ROUND TWO MOTHERFCK But with Blueberror/Swap Bc what better way to love my favorite character than to rip out his soul!! ‼️MASSIVE TRIGGER WARNING ‼️ ‼️THERE WILL BE CHARACTER DEATH‼️ ‼️AND SELF HARM ‼️ ‼️I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM BUT YES‼️ ‼️BE WARNED‼️ ⭐️ Also prof reading is dead in these challenges so grammar and proper word placement is not guaranteed I gotchu 👉👉👉 1. Cannibalism 2. Sharp objects 3. Asphyxiation 4. Gut spill 5. Amputation 6. Bugs 7. Accident 8. Beaten/bruised 9. Torture 10. Masochist 11. Slasher 12. Burns 13. Sliced 14. Eyes 15. Self-inflicted 16. Decomposing 17. Too much Blood 18. Candy Gore 19. Bones 20. Impaled 21. Holes 22. Surgery 23. Vivisection 24. Teeth 25. Body Horror 26. Nosebleed 27. Stitches 28. Blunt force trauma 29. Disease 30. Vomit 31. Aftermath Art by @thestrongestjewel on Tumblr Underswap belongs to Popcornpr1nce Blueberrror belongs to Loverofpiggies -{POSTED Oct 1, 2024}- -{FINISHED Oct 31, 2024}- Next year will probably Nightmare w/ or w/out his lackeys 🏅 #3 in Blueberror Oct31, 2024 🥇 #1 in Goretober(2024) Oct 31, 2024

You're PURRfect For Me{Sans X Neko! Reader Book One in the Save File series} by Fandomistsam

Its been a year since Frisk and their gang freed the underground. Humans got used to it but youve never met one. You've actually never gone outside your house. Your..your not exactaly a human nor a monster. With cat ears and cat tail people call you a monster, others call you a 'it'. Your friend mainly takes you stuff you need because you don't want to go out. Well you two get into a heated argument and she doesn't bring you your supplies. Your forced to go out and you meet an...interesting skeleton and you two become friends. What now?

This life as Error Sans. by coolkidindahood

⪼A life where our beloved [Reader/REDACTED] died a very.. 'Fun' death. ⪼upon realizing their death, they'd realize that they reincarnated into error sans, a character they used to know as a kid. ⪼[REDACTED] Gained some friends that were on his side along the way, siding with the bad side of the AU's proudly. ⪼would [REDACTED] find out new things, new people, and keep up with their act? ⪼("SkReW yOu gOd!!1!".... huh?) ____________________________ ⚠︎{This story was made as a joke at first, the writing improves as time goes on. This story also contains swear words, No ships, And some grammar mistakes}⚠︎ ⪼(Cover made by me.) ____________________________ ⪼23/1/24 - #1 in Ink ⪼23/1/24 - #1 in Balance ⪼23/1/24 - #1 in Noships ⪼25/2/24 - #1 in Dreamsans ≫08/3/24 - #1 in Multiverse ⪼18/3/24 - #1 in Ausanses ≫29/3/24 - #1 in Inksans ≫30/3/24 - #1 in Undertale ≫03/4/24 - #1 in Reader ≫17/5/24 - #1 in Underverse ⪼24/6/24 - #1 in ErrorSans

Someone Really Cares About You... by animeluver15

Timelines; a word you don't seem to understand after going through a genocide run and sparing Sans before restarting. Now you've restarted, forming lost relationships you forgot you made and forming a stronger bond with the punny skeleton himself, Sans. It seems if you want to find out more you'll have to read. SPOILER ALERT: This does rely highly on the actual Undertale game. If you haven't played it yet or are planning to then I suggest you don't read. However if you're cool with spoilers or have played the game then enjoy! I hope you have a very... HUMERUS time!

HoneyMustard- Restart this shattered soul by UnknownUTail

of course am this person but I am more then that person if that makes sense? HOPE YA ENJOY and stuff... I did this because it is all I can think about :V (now people be forcing me to continue this... There's a reason why I ended it... Because I lost all my creative thought.) There's a lot of warnings... (Because idk *dab*)

Flickering Lights by Sepredify

Colletta had felt stifled in her friend's house. It wasn't that the house was tiny, rather it was the occupants that were stifling. Although her friend's boyfriends were skeletal monsters, she never minded that they were monsters. It was their actions that made her feel unwelcome. She had never done anything but act as a respectful tenant. When she left, more skeletons appeared as her life became a trainwreck. Old and new faces all come to ruin her peaceful life. The skeletons in her closet came bursting down the door when she didn't want them to. As each of her dark secrets becomes uncovered, she can't help, but think if she made the right wish. Warning: There will be uncomfortable topics such as abuse, violence, gore, mentions of rape, human experimentations, mental instability, terrible writing, etc. If you are uncomfortable with heavy topics, please leave. I do not wish to bring mental anguish on you. Started in: 2/20/24 Ending in: N/A

𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐈𝐬 𝐀 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞🥀 [𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐬] ⚘ 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 by NightmareInTheNight_

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The Skeletons and the Abandoned Cottage | Sans & Papyrus X Reader | AU Antiharem by xxBubbleyTea

Against your better judgement, you decide to go to the grocery store on an early Sunday morning. With no evil girlfriend to get past first, your fate is sealed as the Great Papyrus is eager to befriend you and prove his superior pasta making skills! Before you know it, everything you know is changing before you. NO 👏🏻FUCKING👏🏻 SMUT🫵🏻 YOU HOMOS

I'm a Fan! by miikamiela

[formerly known as 'I'm Not A Cannibal!'] - Waking up in a strangely familiar place is weird. Realising you've been turned into a skeleton is even weirder. But actually BEING Sans? And not just any Sans, but THIS Sans? Oof, this is gonna be interesting, especially since he doesn't seem to STAY in his AU. - Slight SI-OC!Horror Sans, aka I just threw some of my traits at an unnamed OC, and then threw the OC into Horror's role to see what would happen. - Please note that this story will have ships between skeletons, keeping secret who, and there is something else too, but I don't really want to say what since it would spoil quite a lot of things. (On AO3 it's in the tags tho, so I guess it's been spoiled there already)

Under Our Spell by Krembell

You, a Witch, owned a potion shop in Ebott city where Monsters, Humans and supernatural beings lived in relative harmony. You had once had a chance encounter with two skeletons Monsters but to your surprise, both of them were supernatural beings! Quite rare for Monsters to be. Even though you had a hectic meeting with the skeleton brothers, the three of you became quick friends. The vampire skeleton Sans helped you around your shop when he could while his brother Papyrus, a werecat, came around to show off his partners...? Yeah you thought it was a weird way for him to bring you extra customers but highly appreciated! Everything changed when one adorable blue skeleton invited you to a yearly masquerade party and something unlocked inside two skeleton's minds when they saw you getting all nice and comfy with another Monster. They couldn't let their beloved witch be taken away now could they?

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A Skeleton's Hope (Undertale AU's x Reader) DISCONTINUED/BEING REWRITTEN by Just_Vibing_Man

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I love you a skeleTON ( sans x chubby reader) (discontinued! Sorry!) by SierraColor

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(Adult Lazarus here - I wrote this when I was like 14 years old. Forgive me.) Sometimes life gets to the point where you feel like you're a paper airplane. One minute you're soaring, feeling as if nothing could ever get you down. But then the next thing you know, you're falling slowly and nothing that you can do can possibly help you. You end up falling and crashing into whatever's below you and the heights that you had once reached. Then it starts all over again - becoming a vicious cycle. Someone picks you back up and throws you, making you soar yet again. But then they watch as you fall, not stopping you or saving you from the hard impact you meet with the ground. The process repeats itself over and over and there's no way you can stop it. After all, you're made of paper - you're delicate, fragile. You're thrown, you soar, you fall, you're picked back up, then it happens all over again until you break - becoming bent and broken from your head to your toes. Until you crash so much that you're ruined - then you're thrown away. At those times, you know that you at least have one person who will fix you. He calls you his queen, as any king would whilst in power of the empire you both strive to build together. This person is your home - your empire. - #6 in Quotes [03.12.21] - #2 in Sans [10.21.21] - Undertale does not belong to me. - Artwork/Music does not belong to me. - Also, I apologize for any of the spelling errors. I type quickly and so I do not really realize if I misspell a word or two. Sometimes I do go back and edit out the mistakes with spelling and such.