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Undertale | Skelepun Book of Skeleton Puns

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Gonna be a skeleton of skelepuns and they're gonna be really skelefun and I'm really just skeledone with my life because I'm not humerus and its makes me feel so sad to the point I get bonely because all of my friends left me because I say too many skelepuns and they're super cringe-worthy and that's not good, it always causes a bad time and my friends also left because I'm always coffin and coffin ain't good so yeah that's a bad time too and I just can't even with these skelepuns and I just have a skeleton and its really giving me crippling depression because my skelepuns made my friends go away, leaving me bonely and being bonely isn't fun so I'm always skullking and that's also not good so now I'm not eating because of the crippling depression and so my family says I don't have the stomach for food anymore and I guess they're right I don't really know since I'm a bone-head and marrow-minded but my family tries to bring up my spirits by tickling my funny-bone but it never works.

(Please help me I may have a problem)

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I'm a Fan! by miikamiela

[formerly known as 'I'm Not A Cannibal!'] - Waking up in a strangely familiar place is weird. Realising you've been turned into a skeleton is even weirder. But actually BEING Sans? And not just any Sans, but THIS Sans? Oof, this is gonna be interesting, especially since he doesn't seem to STAY in his AU. - Slight SI-OC!Horror Sans, aka I just threw some of my traits at an unnamed OC, and then threw the OC into Horror's role to see what would happen. - Please note that this story will have ships between skeletons, keeping secret who, and there is something else too, but I don't really want to say what since it would spoil quite a lot of things. (On AO3 it's in the tags tho, so I guess it's been spoiled there already)

Laugh Through the Tears (Sans x Reader) by deskoblackthrone

Your 'Little sister' returns home with a parade of monsters one summer and the rest is history.... You helped them gain their freedom and now they're going to help you have fun and cut loose. Now you have a bucket full of friends. And a special punny skeleton. You might have thought it was all just fluff, but Chara was a different idea... Did I say too much... how about a reset? (Mettaton's name is spelled wrong ... like idk if I even spelled it right in this sentence) Cover made by Kxllit

I'm a Sans ( au sans x reader x au papyrus ) by KittycatTDH

This isn't a typical sans x reader(now papyrus x reader too). It's got more than that, well at least a different plot device first chapters will be about, just you(but it'll be good, I think so)and it's about you dear reader, you are now reborn as a Sans of a different au, but you don't have time to marvel how you're been reborn as your favorite character, because if you want to live you better focus because unlike frisk you're not coming back a second time when you die. (Short, and I mean short chapter, but this will ensure I can post more -w-) (Edit: this is context of your previous life is that you are originally female, aged 15, you had died during a car accident, you were sleeping in the back of the car, while you had a road trip to visit your family in Canada. The car had driven off the road because of black ice your father did not see in the dark of night. You heard the sound of your fathers scream then lead by your mothers then little brother's scream. You banged your head in the chair in front of you making you pass out, and when you open your eyes you had found yourself be popped out, but you didn't know that at the time. Art always be done by me. Edit: discontinued

Sans x Reader | Empire by rottenentity

(Adult Lazarus here - I wrote this when I was like 14 years old. Forgive me.) Sometimes life gets to the point where you feel like you're a paper airplane. One minute you're soaring, feeling as if nothing could ever get you down. But then the next thing you know, you're falling slowly and nothing that you can do can possibly help you. You end up falling and crashing into whatever's below you and the heights that you had once reached. Then it starts all over again - becoming a vicious cycle. Someone picks you back up and throws you, making you soar yet again. But then they watch as you fall, not stopping you or saving you from the hard impact you meet with the ground. The process repeats itself over and over and there's no way you can stop it. After all, you're made of paper - you're delicate, fragile. You're thrown, you soar, you fall, you're picked back up, then it happens all over again until you break - becoming bent and broken from your head to your toes. Until you crash so much that you're ruined - then you're thrown away. At those times, you know that you at least have one person who will fix you. He calls you his queen, as any king would whilst in power of the empire you both strive to build together. This person is your home - your empire. - #6 in Quotes [03.12.21] - #2 in Sans [10.21.21] - Undertale does not belong to me. - Artwork/Music does not belong to me. - Also, I apologize for any of the spelling errors. I type quickly and so I do not really realize if I misspell a word or two. Sometimes I do go back and edit out the mistakes with spelling and such.

The Skeletons and the Abandoned Cottage | Sans & Papyrus X Reader | AU Antiharem by xxBubbleyTea

Against your better judgement, you decide to go to the grocery store on an early Sunday morning. With no evil girlfriend to get past first, your fate is sealed as the Great Papyrus is eager to befriend you and prove his superior pasta making skills! Before you know it, everything you know is changing before you. NO 👏🏻FUCKING👏🏻 SMUT🫵🏻 YOU HOMOS

Finding Fresh Air - Swap! Papyrus x Reader (Rewrite in progress) by B_string_e

!! Long Chapters !! 1000-4000 words each! **This book will be continued by another person so check the A/n at the end of the book to go to their continuation of this!** ---------------------- Y/n is a wonderful person, she's kind, calm, a bit lazy, and loves comfy clothes! Although she's a wonderful person, she gets caught up in the wrong crowd. This was starting to break her, until her favorite little girl, Chara introduced her to the skeleton brothers, Papyrus and sans. Sans always had a way to bring a smile to y/n's face, and Papyrus was always there for her, had the best advice, and his stupid puns that he called 'humerus'. After some unfortunate events with your 'most trusted' people you knew, Papyrus knew just how to help, but what happens if feelings get caught up in the middle of all of this?

This life as Error Sans. by coolkidindahood

⪼A life where our beloved [Reader/REDACTED] died a very.. 'Fun' death. ⪼upon realizing their death, they'd realize that they reincarnated into error sans, a character they used to know as a kid. ⪼[REDACTED] Gained some friends that were on his side along the way, siding with the bad side of the AU's proudly. ⪼would [REDACTED] find out new things, new people, and keep up with their act? ⪼("SkReW yOu gOd!!1!".... huh?) ____________________________ ⚠︎{This story was made as a joke at first, the writing improves as time goes on. This story also contains swear words, No ships, And some grammar mistakes}⚠︎ ⪼(Cover made by me.) ____________________________ ⪼23/1/24 - #1 in Ink ⪼23/1/24 - #1 in Balance ⪼23/1/24 - #1 in Noships ⪼25/2/24 - #1 in Dreamsans ≫08/3/24 - #1 in Multiverse ⪼18/3/24 - #1 in Ausanses ≫29/3/24 - #1 in Inksans ≫30/3/24 - #1 in Undertale ≫03/4/24 - #1 in Reader ≫17/5/24 - #1 in Underverse ⪼24/6/24 - #1 in ErrorSans

Under Our Spell by Krembell

You, a Witch, owned a potion shop in Ebott city where Monsters, Humans and supernatural beings lived in relative harmony. You had once had a chance encounter with two skeletons Monsters but to your surprise, both of them were supernatural beings! Quite rare for Monsters to be. Even though you had a hectic meeting with the skeleton brothers, the three of you became quick friends. The vampire skeleton Sans helped you around your shop when he could while his brother Papyrus, a werecat, came around to show off his partners...? Yeah you thought it was a weird way for him to bring you extra customers but highly appreciated! Everything changed when one adorable blue skeleton invited you to a yearly masquerade party and something unlocked inside two skeleton's minds when they saw you getting all nice and comfy with another Monster. They couldn't let their beloved witch be taken away now could they?

My endless depression....•AU Sans X Depressed!reader• (Book 1 To Undersanity) by A-Many

I'm fine... (No I'm not...) I'm okay.... (I'm not okay...) put on a smile no one will see you hurting... (I'm breaking inside....) it doesn't hurt... (I'm used to it...) I'm... *crack* empty.... *crack* inside.... .... *************************************** Disclaimer: undertale-Toby Fox. Cover-Unknown. Warning: please if you are sensitive to any aduse,Gore,Depression etc, be cautious. book/plot-me

A Skeleton's Hope (Undertale AU's x Reader) DISCONTINUED/BEING REWRITTEN by Just_Vibing_Man

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I'm a Fan!

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