Comebacks
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Last published Mon, Jul 31, 2017
COMEBACKS! If someone is treated, bullied, or insulted you it's time to read my book and use it for some awesome comebacks! And to bring some sense into someone, comebacks are hilarious, fun and we definitely teach that person a lesson with violence
This book is for people age 13+ and over so if you are under the age of 13 this book is not for you only because it may have some swear words in it
But if you are under 13 and going to read the book anyway than you are a Savage
If you comment a comeback I will repost and give credit to you as it is yours
If you comment hate you will blocked as this is my first book but if you are going to do it anyway well than good for you
Highest Ranking: #344 in Humor
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