The Day Will be Longer than You Think

Dipper visits Mabel at her home and while on his vacation with her, she drags him to a drag show. The thing that's really upsetting about this is that he meets the last person in the world that he would have wanted or expected there at the drag show. The day will be an interesting one, that's the best that can be said.

'The curtains then opened, and glitter was blown down for effect as the silhouette of a single dancer came into view. The lights went from dim neon blue to bright yellow as the only performer stepped forward into the glow. It took him a moment, but Dipper could barely believe his eyes.
The drag queen standing there looked horribly familiar in all the wrong ways. That couldn't be right...
Glossy yellow curled hair with a neat black side shave on it.
No, that'd be ridiculous.
A graceful brick pattern tattoo up one leg.
No, it couldn't be.
Long yellow tailcoat, black short shorts.
It was impossible.'

It was a long time in the making, please enjoy. On the last chapter I'll have a thank you note for all those who have helped me in this. Thanks guys.

(As an extra note, I got the cover fixed, guys~)