The Truth About Beauty and The Beast

No one ever tells you sleeping around with beautiful witches isn't a great idea. One-Seraphina-happened to fall in love with me when all I wanted was casual sex. She knew that right from the start. But women think they can just change a man in a heart beat, especially the ones-women I mean-that give out easily.

Luckily for me a girl came along to break the curse-well I hope can break the curse.

What they didn't tell you in the Disney movie was it wasn't a rose, my family and servants weren't turned to animated housewares-but statues. They were there to remind me of my "wicked" ways.

They were also slightly off about me being turned into a "Beast." I mean I guess I did turn into a beast, but not in the mystical-sprouting hair all over my body and becoming an sloppy animal-sense.

Every woman I tried to get close to would end up triggering the curse. I had to get this girl to fall in love with me before my twenty-sixth birthday, which is in three years. Can she break the curse? Or will she be my demise?