Cheating On My Girlfriend (With A Gay Vampire)

In a large northern american town, an 18 year old boy named Mitchel begins cheating on his girlfriend Sara with a cute homosexual boy named Joseph. Things go well for a while, but his life is forever changed when he finds out that Joseph is really half vampire. What will be the fate of their relationship and how long will Mitchel survive being with a blood thirsty flaming homosexual? All this and more will be explained in this book.