Gretta Blunt is a pretty average thriteen year old girl, going through school. At least a pretty normal life, all with the exception of her not-so-secret-crush, Glen Swift.
But Glen Swift isn't another moody teenage boy, or a vampire like most stories would have you believe. No, Glen Swift is Mr. Glen Swift, teacher of History at Kenton High for Girls (and chavs).
Join Gretta and her fabulous squad as they battle through the Chav crowded corridors of teen life, and triumphs through the evil Dumasinati, finding herself as Glens she finds out the truth about Glen, and her friends...
Elliot Jensen and Elliot Fintry have a lot in common. They share the same name, the same house, the same school, oh and they hate each other but, as they will quickly learn, there is a fine line between love and hate.