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Kumpleto, Unang na-publish Jul 22, 2016
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Ruin Me ✔《COMPLETED》 ni Day_dreamer555
47 parte Kumpleto Mature
I hate it when the women are weak in the stories so I made my main character a hot head and I gave her that name in the story because it means: 'Free woman'...she doesn't take shit from anybody not even her own Father. -Read to find out more. This story is filled with craziness,humor and a lot of drama you'll love it. LEFTED IS A WORD. I SAID WHAT I SAID😊. ~~~~♥~~~~~ Please be warned ⚠ if you can't handle explicit languages and contents please don't read this book because it's filled with that too. --HIGHEST RANKS-- º # 1 in Bitch º # 1 in Sarcasm º # 1 in Undiscoveredwriters º # 1 in Savage º # 1 in Temptation º # 1 in Fiesty º # 1 in Jealousy º # 1 in Funny º # 3 in love hate º # 4 in Heat º # 5 in Naughty º # 6 in Cocky º # 7 in Fiance º # 10 in Naughty º # 11 in Possessive º # 11 in Humor º # 14 in Romance º # 15 in Arrogant º # 17 in Chicklit
♡♥BOYFRIEND IMAGINES ♥♡ ni spacetune
115 parte Kumpleto
CORNY CRINGEWORTHY SHIT YOU DO NOT WANT TO READ ( i wrote this in a completely different era of my life ) // Highest Ranking - #75 in Romance!!! //
LAUGH FUCKING ASS OUT ni OverTunned
198 parte Kumpleto Mature
* MATURE CONTENT WARNING* If your already reading this then your in the right place. Now stop wasting your time here and start reading for a fun ride of laughs! Coughs! & hiccups!
Hilarious Facebook Statuses :) ni kayb121
98 parte Kumpleto Mature
Inspired by Han_Man: I'm going to be uploading at least 10 every week to give you pleasure and laughter, Maybe more ;) So, everytime I update, I need you all to do something for me... COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE! The first comment will always win the dedication for that chapter (if that's what you want to call it). But only if it's a comment on your favorite status. So ya...READ, VOTE, COMMENT, AND LAUGH!!! Ready set....GO!
Maybe it's Destiny [needs MAJOR editing] ni bellamy-blake
34 mga parte Kumpleto
She smiled. “We should probably work on what we came here for.” “Good idea. Whoa, since when do you have good ideas?” I teased. “Chaste, the day you have a good idea will be the day Spongebob gets his license‒never.” ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ Madeline Schultz comes from a dirt-poor family, and has to work hard at SEVERAL jobs. At school she remains somewhat known, but doesn't tell anybody about her situation at home, not wanting to be treated differently. Flynn Chaste is filthy rich. Popular, captain of the quidditch‒okay, soccer‒team. He's the kind of guy who likes to mess around and have fun (and by fun I mean pick up girls). He needs a good, hardworking girl to give him a reality check. A girl who can match his major level of sarcasm. That girl? You've probably already figured out by now. © 2014, Kaylee. All Rights Reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever. [cover by worldgirlalwaysxx] Just going to warn you, that this is an extremely rough draft and something that I am not very proud of. The story line is okay, but there are some plot holes and the writing is just overall 'eh'. So read at your own risk!
chatroom.com»hs✓ ni -moaningstyles
26 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
Welcome to chatroom.com! Please wait while we pair you up with a partner. texting format
Talk Juicy To Me ni hothatsweethis
29 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
When Oliver Thomas calls his best friend to tell him about the best lay of his life, he doesn't expect a girl to answer it. Much less the girl who was the best lay of his life. "Hel-" "Holy shit. Where the hell were you dude? I've been trying to call you since morning." "I-" "It doesn't bloody matter. Caleb, I, Oliver Thomas had the best fucking lay of my life last night." "Oliver?" "Uhh-" "I'm glad you think I was good." "Shit." _____________________________________________ HIGHEST RANKING #2 in Short Story #1 in Call #2 in the Dialogue Series • This story comes packed with a lot of innuendos, sarcastic girl remarks and a protagonists who seems absolutely delectable and probably tops the chart alongside Channing Tatum *you have been warned
Our Chemistry || ✔️ ni TheRealLorraineMoore
14 mga parte Kumpleto
Who knew that love could blossom in Chemistry class? When Harper and Alec engage in a mega pickup line battle, what would this little flirting lead to? Read OUR CHEMISTRY to discover the cute incidents of an ordinary teenage couple! *** "Do you like sleeping?" He said. I nodded. "Me too! We should do it together sometime." He smirked, challenging me to say a better pickup line. When I didn't say anything he laughed. "Are you a scientist? Cause I would do you on a table, periodically." He whispered in my ear, his deep voice vibrating in my mind. I blushed. I shook my head and looked at him. Rolling my eyes ever so slightly and smiling seductively while flicking his nose, I said, "Gosh, You have such a dirty mind." He blushed for a moment at the sudden touch on his nose, but the smirk eventually came back. "I don't have a dirty mind, sweetheart. I just got a sexy imagination." *** Reviews: "It's really cute for a short story... I'm impressed there are no grammatical mistakes...Nice ;)" By @pattachan, a beautiful person! "Hey! I thought your story was short and sweet and entertaining! 😀 I enjoyed it!" By @spratelymac, whose books I've come to adore. *** Read this story, and don't forget to VOTE!!❤️ Completed ✔️ Kinda immature but bear with me! I was a kid with no idea what love is, when I wrote this😂 Warnings ⚠︎ A little swearing but no larger mature themes All rights reserved Copyright©2018 Lorraine Moore
Joke Book! ni SarahTheSmartAss
50 parte Kumpleto
Second and third joke book completed as well go check 'em out! These jokes are the best jokes you will ever find! Do not copy my jokes you will be reported. All rights reserved. © Highest Rank In Humor: #397 #34 in funniest #677 book
My Sugar Daddy (EDITING) ni Eva_Blossom_16
27 parte Ongoing Mature
𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑛𝑦𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑦. 𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠? 𝐻𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑠𝑢𝑔𝑎𝑟 𝑑𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑦, 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑡𝑒𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑟. 𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑡ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒, 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑘𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠. 𝑠𝑢𝑔𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑠.𝑐𝑜𝑚 ❃❃𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒❃❃ •𝙰𝚐𝚎-𝚐𝚊𝚙 •𝚏𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 •𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚢×𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 •𝚜𝚞𝚐𝚊𝚛 𝚍𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚢 •𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 •𝙾𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚗 •𝚜𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚗
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Ruin Me ✔《COMPLETED》 cover
♡♥BOYFRIEND IMAGINES ♥♡ cover
LAUGH FUCKING ASS OUT cover
Hilarious Facebook Statuses :) cover
Maybe it's Destiny [needs MAJOR editing] cover
chatroom.com»hs✓ cover
Talk Juicy To Me cover
Our Chemistry || ✔️ cover
Joke Book! cover
My Sugar Daddy (EDITING) cover

Ruin Me ✔《COMPLETED》

47 parte Kumpleto Mature

I hate it when the women are weak in the stories so I made my main character a hot head and I gave her that name in the story because it means: 'Free woman'...she doesn't take shit from anybody not even her own Father. -Read to find out more. This story is filled with craziness,humor and a lot of drama you'll love it. LEFTED IS A WORD. I SAID WHAT I SAID😊. ~~~~♥~~~~~ Please be warned ⚠ if you can't handle explicit languages and contents please don't read this book because it's filled with that too. --HIGHEST RANKS-- º # 1 in Bitch º # 1 in Sarcasm º # 1 in Undiscoveredwriters º # 1 in Savage º # 1 in Temptation º # 1 in Fiesty º # 1 in Jealousy º # 1 in Funny º # 3 in love hate º # 4 in Heat º # 5 in Naughty º # 6 in Cocky º # 7 in Fiance º # 10 in Naughty º # 11 in Possessive º # 11 in Humor º # 14 in Romance º # 15 in Arrogant º # 17 in Chicklit

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