WORST Harry Potter Fanfic EVER!!!! (BOOK 1)
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Last published Mon, Aug 8, 2016
(Of course this is a troll book, and this was only written just for fun.)
Harry pitter is the boi who lives. He loves being a wizard because he can get away from the dursleys and make friends at Hogwarts. But when Voldemort is back at it again, traumatizing kids and random people who you'll find out about later. And it's up to Harry and his friends to stop it all!!!':)
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