James Potter and the Herd of Small Children

James Potter has had enough. He doesn't understand why Lily Evans is so resistant to his flirting, good looks, amazing magical ability and intoxicating sense of humor. This is the girl he's going to marry, after all. She should be swooning over him like the rest of the girls at Hogwarts. It likely has something to do with her lame best friend, Snivellus Snape, or the fact that his friends' sense of humor is less than appropriate. On the last day of school, however, he learns something useful. Lily Evans loves kids.

And Thus it begins.