It's not hard to live in a world such as Equestria without using your tongue. Most communication happens with our bodies, as of most creatures on this little blue planet. The clatter of our hooves and twisting of our hips to the beat means way more than a mash of letters ever could. Sure, there are some downsides to a lack of a voice, but those are easily made up for with all the sounds and great things that could have been missed if I was running my motor. Hello, I'm Vinyl Scratch, a mute. And I'm her to tell you a love story.