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Ass Milk

neptunesstardust

Leituras 119,119
Votos 7,554
Capítulos 68
Tempo 1h 16m

Leituras 119,119
Votos 7,554
Capítulos 68
Tempo 1h 16m

neptunesstardust

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bisexual boyxboy bxb comingofage conversations dialogue freethelgbt funny gay homosexual humor lgbt love lovewins myyouth questioning relationships romance taygetsthegay texts

"So, how did you know you were gay?"

"One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head.  Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and thought, damn, I want that dangly thing between his legs up my arsecrack, I realised, oh holy fucking shit, the gay rainbow chose me! Praise Jesus."

"Your parents must be proud."

"They make me masturbate in a bath of holy water every night."


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A light-hearted and sometimes funny collection of dialogue, letters, school incident reports, paintings and texts involving Charlie and his antagonistic art partner, Ferne, as they get together through their mutual love of spray-paint, love itself and... Ass Milk?

Brilliant. 

[PG13: frequent profanities, contains bxb kissing gifs, moderate indirect sexual content/references and gAy RaInBoWs]

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Kongpob and Arthit have been together for years now, and are now transitioning into adulthood. How will they continue their love story? And how will their happily ever after happen? Let's Love and find out. AN: This will be my first time writing one-shots and short stories. Please forgive me if the flow isn't really smooth. Let's Mini-series: Let's Kiss 💋 (Book I) Let's Behave 🔥 (Book II) Let's Love ❤️ (Book III) Let's Love snippet: The curtains on the stage drew back. A spotlight shined on the love of my life. He was sitting on a stool with a microphone in front of him. He looked at me once, giving me his bright smile before he closed his eyes, and started strumming his guitar. Once, he started singing, shimmery confetti fell down all around me. Showering me in silver and gold. I was mesmerized and rooted to the spot. Unable and unwilling to move. He has always been so handsome. No matter how many years go by, he is still the ray of light shining in my life. It was like just yesterday, he was up on that stage. ***Since this book consists of one-shots, I've marked it completed. However, I will continue to update whenever a story about them strikes me. #2 Kong - 2019/11/28 Note: Character names belong to the original author Bittersweet. Story plot is mine. All photos, videos, and music belong to their rightful owners.

Bad Boy Knows My Secret (BxB), de OliverDunham

Jesse's life turns upside down once the football player from his school finds out he's gay. Because of that he has to obey to jock's every command or else his secret will be revealed to everyone. Jesse already had a hard enough life because of his alcoholic father and insensitive mother and this made things even more complicated. Not to mention the fact that he was living in a pretty homophobic environment and for his own safety he had to hide his true identity. Will Jesse be able to overcome this challenge? You'll have to read more to find out. *DISCLAIMER - Story contains themes that some readers may consider disturbing such as suicide, homophobia, violence and more. If you're easily triggered by the things mentioned above this content may not be right for you. Ps. This is a first draft of the book. You can find the polished version of this story here by a different title (Melancholic.) It is also uploaded on DREAME and Inkitt. I'd recommend checking that out because it has less errors, a few changes and some added scenes.

I Only Date Girls, de darcyjog

Ming had seen it with his own eyes how one of their senior classmates is always looking at Yo and Ming can clearly tell that the senior likes Yo. So, once again Ming is teasing Yo. Ming smiles and playfully asks, "So, if a guy would happen to like you, what would you do?" Yo has had enough. Even the kids in their class can't stop teasing him and now his own best friend is doing the same thing. Well, this is it. No more. Yo huffs, "Absolutely not. I only date girls, no boys. Just the idea of it makes my skin crawl. NO! Now stop bugging me about it." Pha's heart instantly shatters and he slowly looks down at the necklace and pink milk that he wanted so desperately to give to Yo before he graduated high school, but now it is no use. The cute boy that stole his heart just shattered it with those few words. He only dates girls and since Pha isn't a girl, he knows that he has no chance with him. Or does he??

IDIOT AND THE BEAST ✔️, de fragmented-

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Detention Boys, de Lottie_H_

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Mute (BoyXBoy), de DavidBeck

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Phones, de darcyjog

Ring...ring....ring...ring... A few people glance towards the table. Beam looks down at his phone. However, he doesn't answer it. Pha glances at Beam and hisses, "Beam, if you aren't going to answer your phone, turn it off. We are trying to study here. It is very distracting to have your phone keep ringing." Kit raises his head from his textbooks and notes, and glares at Beam. "Did you accidentally give your number out to one of your one-night stands? Why won't you answer your phone?" Bean frowns and shakes his head as he turns his phone off and puts it in his pocket. "No. Professor Auntie had given my number to a girl that is needing some tutoring. However, after initially talking to her on the phone, she isn't wanting tutor for our academics, but of something else." What happens when Pha insists that Beam needs to get a new phone?

The Fuckboy (LGBTQ+), de norealpersonality

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What Was Left At Camp, de BrendanJG

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